Charlton Life Christmas Cryptic Quiz

Sco

Thanks for having a go at this peeps and well done on getting the answers:

1) Not quite a road, he'll at least protect you from the wind.

Curbishley (Kerb-ish lee)

2) He may be big headed but you'll go mushy beforehand anyway.

Peacock (Mushy) pea - cock)

3) After a short embarrassment he's off to the French sea.

Mortimer (Mort(ify) e mer)

4) Something in addition to a gap in the ground?

Holland (Hole and)

5) A mutant camel!

Humphrey (Hump three)

6) Half a big clock might catch something fishy.

Bennet ((Big) Ben-net)

7) He's got a name like a Franny!

Lee (As in Franny)


Hope it made a quiet day go a bit quicker!

AFKABartram

GREAT QUIZ, WELL DONE MATE

Riscardo

[cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Is 3. Paul Mortimer ???

Yep!

[cite]Posted By: Riscardo[/cite]Big Ben is a bell not a clock ....

A hoover is a vacuum cleaner but you know what it means. If you want to look smart get some of the answers right ;-)

Well Big Ben is a bell ... a hoover is a make of vacuum cleaner ... anyway my dads cleaverererere than your dad

Miserableoldgit

and my dads bigger than your dad, so there !