No one likes a smart ar5e

WhenIwasLittleBoy

We do the Secret Santa thing at work. IMO a total waste of money, would rather buy a few beers, however going a long with the festive spirits i am happy to participate, However some clever dick, who thought that the words Secret and Santa were real decided to buy me Palarse scarf. Que the brown nose brigade, i know who got that for you.............i then made sure i was perched opposite the person in question at the christmas dinner, dropping hints, and that it was the worst days work they could ever do, they did well to get to there desert before they crumbled............it was me............i am sorry if i offended you..........mind you the secret santa for the rest of the night meant that i didnt spend a penny on the double vodkas and red bulls for the rest of the evening,.............but guess who was buying them????

BigRedEvil

Alan Pardew?

Ledge

good one.

Swisdom

A couple of years ago we did this at work and for some reason you were watched as you opened the present.

I got a set of miniature white wines and a set of dominoes

My expression was of pure WTF!

I still don't know what twat bought them but I hope they felt suitably embarrassed

I also once got a couple of big fireworks (bird at work knew I like fireworks) and a multipack of Sherbert Fountains

It's a laugh and this year I got my lesbian part-time pub-landlord football fanatic boss. Piece of cake!!

Charlton Dan

We had the same here organised by some Doris on the support desk.........We're blokes FFS! I'd rather get a round in......

Plaaayer

Last year I only remembered on the morning of our party that I was suppposed to get a present. I was looking round WH Smiths for ages and I couldn't find anything so I bought the 18 year old admin girl a Cliff Richard calendar.
What topped it off was opening up to January there was a huge picture of Cliff Richard barechested have a shave in the mirror (his face not his chest). She still hasn't forgiven me fot that!

Ledge

we do it as well - it's a laugh - we all decided to make it decent gifts rather than muggy joke ones.


Got 4 birds in our Faciltities team and the rest blokes so you can imagine what it will be. Got our party tomorrow night so guaranteed they are out tonight buying them

AFKABartram

i got a book called Can We Play You Every Week - A journey to the heart of all 92 league clubs, with facts highlighted on who we are likely to be playing next season; Walsall, Northampton, Yeovil etc...

DA9

Buy them a rampant rabbit and tell them to go f*** themselves

F-Blocker

[cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]Buy them a rampant rabbit and tell them to go f*** themselves

One of the girls at my place was actually given one of the small "finger tip" vibrators....she was mightily embarassed!

Chris_from_Sidcup

[cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Last year I only remembered on the morning of our party that I was suppposed to get a present. I was looking round WH Smiths for ages and I couldn't find anything so I bought the 18 year old admin girl a Cliff Richard calendar.
What topped it off was opening up to January there was a huge picture of Cliff Richard barechested have a shave in the mirror (his face not his chest). She still hasn't forgiven me fot that!

Bloke in my office also got a Cliff Richard calendar............only he got given a tub of vaseline to go with it as well!!

bibble

I got my MD a blow up sheep a few years back, he knew it was me straight away!!!!

Oggy Red

[cite]Posted By: bibble[/cite]I got my ex-MD a blow up sheep a few years back, he knew it was me straight away!!!!

Still looking for work, Bibble?

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Leroy Ambrose

I got one of the directors where I work. He's welsh - so he's getting a bunch of leeks.

Goonerhater

secret santa ? dear lord people actually do that shit ?




England my England what have they done to you !

NorthStandUltra

I've taken the easy way out, bought one of those Next smelly set things - cost £7 with the VAT reduction it's now £6 something and I pocket the change :0)

Pointless waste of time IMO, but then again, I don't particularly like my work colleagues :0)

vancouveraddick

The last time I was involved in a work secret Santa in england I got a porno and 20 B&H.

This year, here in Canada, someone bought me a nice bottle of Argentinian red as they knew I'd just been on holiday there.

Canadians are too nice - I thought the porno and the fags were more useful.

Stig

Last year at Mrs Stigs work, one of the blokes had to get a prezzie for someone he didn't particularly like. There was uproar at their party when this bloke unwrapped a t-shirt proclaiming, "Jesus Loves You - But Everyone Else Thinks You're A C**t!"

Essex_Al

We've done it for the first time this year, eight in our team 2 blokes and 6 women. It was limited to a fiver, I got 4 bottles of McEwans Champion Ale - luverley!!!!!!!! The girls know how to please their boss!