[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]31. Because they are 'pwopa geezers', their inability to string a sentence together without the use of the words 'son' or 'c**t'
32. The fact we have not had to play them for 13 years and counting because they have been at least one division, and normally two, below us.
33. The fact that they took a point off Ipswich in the last game of the 95/96 season to make sure we got into the Play Offs - and still got relegated themselves after being top in December.
34. The fact that their last game at The Den turned into a total farce with a 3-0 loss to the relegated Bristol Rovers and was abandoned early because of a pitch invasion.
35. Their big opening game at "The New Den" saw them get walloped 4-1 by Southend, after being 1-0 up, live on ITV with Barry Fry taking the piss on the touchline by flagranty celebrating each goal like a madman in front of the deranged Deptford scum.
36. Losing their first ever live game on TV 3-2 at home to Norwich in 1988 with Mike Phelan scoring the winner in injury time - after Millwall had come back from 2-0 down. My old man (yes, a Spanner) stormed out of the room as it went in yelling, "I f==king KNEW that was going to happen."
My brother and I, both Addicks, pissed ourselves laughing - although not until we'd heard the front door slam as well!!!!
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Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
33. The fact that they took a point off Ipswich in the last game of the 95/96 season to make sure we got into the Play Offs - and still got relegated themselves after being top in December.
34. The fact that their last game at The Den turned into a total farce with a 3-0 loss to the relegated Bristol Rovers and was abandoned early because of a pitch invasion.
My brother and I, both Addicks, pissed ourselves laughing - although not until we'd heard the front door slam as well!!!!