To change the mood a little ...

Off_it

... I've been posing down the pub

On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough.

Chirpy Red

I fancy this I fancy that....

golfaddick

I spend a bit of cash

mascot88

but all i get is bitter and a nasty little rash....

Chirpy Red

And by the time I'm sober I'd forgotten when I posted last night!

Big William

Did any of you get invited in for coffee?

Curb_It

unlikely.

i've seen em in the flesh.

Miserableoldgit

"Then I took the dog for a walk ";
no, thats not right , is it ?

BlackForestReds

And I give the dog a bone