Raising Cash Quickly

cafckev

We need to raise cash quickly to invest in the playing squad.

I have an easy and quick way......Sell the training ground.

After last night, its obvious that our team don't practice on it. Do they practice passing to each other (or do they wear mismatching kits, hence the reason they cant find other red shirts)? Do they practice shooting or free kicks? Do they practice defending free kicks, or corners? We all know the answer is no, so why not sell the training ground. Let someone who would benefit from it have it!!!!

March51

They don't practice crossing either,with the possible exception of Gillespie who learnt to do it somewhere else. I imagine someone would buy it only if they could be certain of getting planning permission for lots of houses and now's not the time for developing.Perhaps London's third (small) airport?

T_C_E

[cite]Posted By: March51[/cite]They don't practice crossing either,with the possible exception of Gillespie who learnt to do it somewhere else. I imagine someone would buy it only if they could be certain of getting planning permission for lots of houses and now's not the time for developing.Perhaps London's third (small) airport?

I can see it now!! Posh and Becks flying in on a private jet, just to shop in Eltham high street a quick maccy d's then back to the airport ;-)

March51

There you go, or perhaps the much delayed crossrail could be extended and a combined air/rail project built. Perfect for the Olympics.

mascot88

Start selling massive amounts of coke from the main foyer...

we could use the club as a front and get that cricketer to bring it in...

Miserableoldgit

[quote][cite]Posted By: mascot88[/cite]Start selling massive amounts of coke from the main foyer...

we could use the club as a front and get that cricketer to bring it in...[/quote]

Nah, Chris Lewis played for Slurrey;
he'd probably drop it.

Barn Door Varney

Hope for his sake he's not as careless with his soap!!

Miserableoldgit

v.good !

adamtheaddick

if the players all sold there motors that would raise a couple of million at least, then we can by an old red double decker sell the Valley and just travel to all the away games on the bus....




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