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A "nice cup of tea"

edited November 2008 in Not Sports Related
Have you ever heard anyone ask for a crap cup of tea, or a superb cup of tea?

Why is it always a "nice" cup?


  • Its a very good observation Off_it. Are you on drugs ? ;-)
  • [cite]Posted By: ShootersHillGuru[/cite]Its a very good observation Off_it. Are you on drugs ? ;-)

    Unfortunatey not, although if you're offering!
  • or- the way people ask for "just a small one" as if it takes less effort to make a small one.......
  • And people who wear a "sober suit and tie" so what does a pissed suit and tie look like?

    I'm Bored and have no Booze :(
  • [cite]Posted By: addick1965[/cite]And people who wear a "sober suit and tie" so what does a pissed suit and tie look like?

    Quality! LOL
  • or why do ninety percent oof people that ring radio phone ins say "just a quick one" at the beginning of every comment?
  • off it are you alrite mate


  • or start comments "with all due respect" ;-)
  • 'cheap at half the price'

    what the feck does it mean?!!??
  • "I'm off on holiday next week."

    "Where you going, anywhere nice?"

    As if you might have booked a holiday in Baghdad…
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  • and what is a 'cool' million?
  • Why a 'pair' of trousers, and if you have two lots of trousers, how many pairs have you got?
  • edited November 2008
    Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
    these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on......

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Sorry it's a bit quiet at work this morning :)
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