Not so much a caption more homage to the great Rod Serling.... "two ordinary guys in an everyday Championship setting, one guy lets call him Phil, in his early forties on the precipice of a great opportunity, the other guy lets call him.. Alan, won't be having his usual day in the office, things will change beyond all recognition... for he is about to manage a trip to the board room and a visit to... The Twilight Zone.
Parky: Maybe we'd better sort the club out... Pards: Nah. Can't be bothered. Parky: Why not? Pards: The Nike swoosh is the wrong way round on my trainer.
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Parky : "Is it down to the lake I fear?"
Ricky Hatton
Mama Fratelli
Mark E. Smith
Parky- Youve used that one already mate we need to think quick on what we are going to do next
Parks: So what, I've got a bigger dick than you.
WHAT.Mama Fratelli! Iain Dowies mother i am not.
Pards."Yeah. It's in the bottom drawer with my little black book of players wives and girlfriends"
Parky "That's alright Pards, i hear a nous manager is coming pretty soon"
Pards; "Why, I haven't done anything".
Parky; "Exactly!"
Parky: Maybe we'd better sort the club out...
Pards: Nah. Can't be bothered.
Parky: Why not?
Pards: The Nike swoosh is the wrong way round on my trainer.
pards: This is why you will always be number 2 whilst I Sooper (TM) Al will be the leader
parky: really?
pards: it's simple Philly boy. If you can't fold your arms sternly no-one will respect you.
"Yes we have you total pillock!"