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edited November 2008 in General Charlton
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"Well Phil.That's christmas off mate.
Should have a bit of dough to spend too."

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  • What game are you watching?
  • Pardew: "Where do we go from here?"

    Parky : "Is it down to the lake I fear?"
  • Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:

    Ricky Hatton
    Mama Fratelli
    Mark E. Smith
  • Pards- Have i told you about the best 11 that i am going to play next week

    Parky- Youve used that one already mate we need to think quick on what we are going to do next
  • Pards 'Ok Parky, i know its 5-1, i know we can't pass, defend or tackle, but tell me Parky, i do look good, don't i ?'
  • Can you spot which bastard glued our trackie Jacket arms together mate?
  • edited November 2008
    "Parky, did I tell you about that time when I was at West Ham and we..."
  • Pards: I get 400k you get nothing, ha ha.
    Parks: So what, I've got a bigger dick than you.
  • "See the blonde sort over there, Phil?"
  • [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:

    Ricky Hatton
    Mama Fratelli
    Mark E. Smith

    WHAT.Mama Fratelli! Iain Dowies mother i am not.
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  • Parkinson."'Football management for dummies' you say"

    Pards."Yeah. It's in the bottom drawer with my little black book of players wives and girlfriends"
  • Pardew: "Damn, I doubt I'll ever get to bang that bird at the traning ground now"
  • You put your left foot in....
  • how did we bluff it this far.
  • "We need more than a little bit of black magic to get us out of this one Phil."
  • Pards "We need a bit more nous, Parky"

    Parky "That's alright Pards, i hear a nous manager is coming pretty soon"
  • Parky; "They're going to lynch you after this Pards"
    Pards; "Why, I haven't done anything".
    Parky; "Exactly!"
  • Parky: Can I have your company car when you've gone?
  • edited November 2008
    Not so much a caption more homage to the great Rod Serling.... "two ordinary guys in an everyday Championship setting, one guy lets call him Phil, in his early forties on the precipice of a great opportunity, the other guy lets call him.. Alan, won't be having his usual day in the office, things will change beyond all recognition... for he is about to manage a trip to the board room and a visit to... The Twilight Zone.
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  • Take one step forward if you wont be here tomorrow!!
  • My son says:

    Parky: Maybe we'd better sort the club out...
    Pards: Nah. Can't be bothered.
    Parky: Why not?
    Pards: The Nike swoosh is the wrong way round on my trainer.
  • hmmm,it might have been his brother ii was watching on youtube.
  • Well Parky not to be sour but as your about to take my job... I feckin hate you. This is nothin like at West Ham or Reading
  • parky: is this okay Al?

    pards: This is why you will always be number 2 whilst I Sooper (TM) Al will be the leader

    parky: really?

    pards: it's simple Philly boy. If you can't fold your arms sternly no-one will respect you.
  • "Weve totally f%cked it havnt we"

    "Yes we have you total pillock!"
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