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ear infection

edited November 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Ear Infection

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong.

Sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Wh y not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, acknowledging that he had taken her advice.

'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Comments

  • I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back
  • [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back

    lol
  • [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back

    good for you
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back

    lol

    who threw you a biscuit big shot :-)
  • edited November 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back


    Didnt your mother teach you 'if you have nothing nice to say, shut the f*** up' whaleboy?
  • fecking great joke whoever 'owns ' it....
  • edited November 2008
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  • [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back


    Didnt your mother teach you 'if you have nothing nice to say, shut the f*** up' whaleboy?

    Whale? Does that mean you want to hump me?
  • edited November 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back


    Didnt your mother teach you 'if you have nothing nice to say, shut the f*** up' whaleboy?



    Whale? Does that mean you want to hump me?


    no mate he wants your sperm
  • [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]I've got 1998 on the phone Ledge, they want to know when they can have their joke back


    Didnt your mother teach you 'if you have nothing nice to say, shut the f*** up' whaleboy?

    Whale? Does that mean you want to hump me?

    Now now boys be nice to each other it's friday
  • Don't turn the air Blue...

    *Puts coat on*..
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