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Kelvin McKenzie - A nickname is needed

AFKABartramAFKABartram
edited September 2008 in General Charlton
If the populist media in this country have such a bad name, then its probably down to the people that work in it.

Kelvin McKenzie more than fits into that category. A guy that has made a career out of knocking other people's achievements, and willing for failure so he can put the literary boot in.

McKenzie was a Millwall fan, who 'switched' to Charlton once we got into the Premiership. The worst form of Johnny Come Lately, he wouldn't know 'Proper Charlton' if it slapped him round the face with a wet haddock.

Twice in the past three weeks he has been calling for Pardew's head. Strangely, he was silent following the Reading victory.

Failing being dubbed in luminous paint so we can highlight and marginalise him, the man needs a nickname. And an unflattering one at that.

Any suggestions ?

My offering is Kelvin the Keech*


* Keech is a worthless lump of fat

Comments

  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Kelvin the Knut?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Fishnets[/cite]Millwill McKenzie..

    Like that.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    edited September 2008
    I actually had Millwall McKenzie, but changed it to Kelvin the Keech.

    I would say 'great minds' and all that, but then i saw it was Fishnets...:-)
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I actually had Millwall McKenzie, but changed it to Kelvin the Keech.

    I would say 'great minds' and all that, but then i say it was Fishnets...:-)

    Oh, if you thought of it AFKA then it's a terrible nickname : - )
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Probably.

    He sat behind me at Selhurst last season.
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    Kelvin McNugget.
  • Off_itOff_it
    McWall
  • SaladSalad
    unlike Warnock, a bit of a hard one for anagrams

    I'm Necklinez Kev

    Evil Maze Kicken
  • leftbehindleftbehind
    edited September 2008
    W***ER
  • leftbehindleftbehind
    does he come to the Valley ?

    Could sing him a song Kelvin Kelvin your a c**t
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  • red_murphred_murph
    McDenzie
  • bingaddickbingaddick
    How about:

    Miserable, Gobby, Scouse Hating, Thatcher Loving, Ex Spanner, Apologist for a Journalist
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    edited September 2008
    AFKA i think its 3 knocks re Pards.

    Millwall mac gets my vote.


    they will be told about this so wait for his tat to knock the fans in a few weeks.


    mind you if you want to go after a jurno then we should start at The Evening Gooner. Herd is their sports editor and some of his sh*t written about CAFC was disgusting. " Chris who ?" " so what if CAFC go bust its only 15 mins from The valley to Shitout Park" etc etc


    Bing fella hating Scousers is his only good point !
  • MCSMCS
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]Bing fella hating Scousers is his only good point !


    was going to say the same thing GH
  • InspectorSandsInspectorSands
    edited September 2008
    My only nickname for Kelvin is "c**t".

    While I loathe the Standard with just about every bone in my body, it and Michael Herd parted company many moons ago - dunno who has the job of bigging up Spurs or Chelsea each week now, but their last sports editor went off to be Chelsea's head of press (and is a horrible swine to boot, I'm told.)
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    I quite like the bloke.
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    He is, in short, a fat, worthless tub of sh1t
  • DA9DA9
    Millwall Mack

    I'll get me coat
  • Hovi's BiscuitHovi's Biscuit
    [quote][cite]Posted By: FOD[/cite]Kelvin McNugget.[/quote]

    LOL



    Craven McSleazy?
  • kigeliakigelia
    having seen a picture of the guy the only thing that pops into my head is...

    The mighty potato
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  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    Kelvin McMillwall just been on the news talking about fuel prices / Gordon Brown etc. I was wondering hwy he was on and shame on me its on Sky and he works for the Sun so same arse he kisses itsnt it. Still he didnt slag Pards off.

    mind you Brown " no short term gimics" this would be two days after suspending stamp duty on house sales. Lost the plot this fella, lost it big time.
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Probably.

    He sat behind me at Selhurst last season.


    At least he goes to away games then. That's more than most do.
  • NorthStandUltraNorthStandUltra
    As I said last week, having worked for him, C*** is the only way forward IMO.
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]As I said last week, having worked for him, C*** is the only way forward IMO.


    Floydandharvey doesn't seem to agree
  • NorthStandUltraNorthStandUltra
    [cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]As I said last week, having worked for him, C*** is the only way forward IMO.


    Floydandharvey doesn't seem to agree

    He never bought me a drink, the bast*rd :-)
  • carly burncarly burn
    Kelvin Mckenzie.
    Once voted the most hated thing in Liverpool,ahead of the English dictionary and crooklocks.
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    are his columns on line? i've searched before and cant find them. What to see all this pards slagging.
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    they tend to be hiden in small side columns Curb-it .
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    edited September 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]are his columns on line? i've searched before and cant find them. What to see all this pards slagging.

    just read my posts it's like his newspaper articles anyway.
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