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Reasons ADUG didn't buy Charlton instead

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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    23. They thought that Oasis's support of Man City meant that they were pro-Arab.
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    99. Perhaps the Arabs said to Pards, "You'd Bedouin or you're fired!"
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    16. Having heard alleged rumours regarding Pardew's personal life, they were not prepared to work with a 'dirty arab'
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    The Arabs came from the 'The Valley of the Kings' ........ and found in SE7, 'The Valley where no one sings'
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    101. The Arabs realised when Charlton play away, with Moo2 at rightback, Fortune beside him and Holland the ballwinner - that Charlton could be a-Nile-ated........

    Or that it'd just be Madness:Linky
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    cfgscfgs
    1701. They were scared off by a rival bid, the utopian state that is China is in negotiations to buy us. They will make ZZ player/captain/manager and one of their generals will be ensconsed as our chairman. We will be rebranded as "the peoples red army" and the China State Circus will provide the entertainment prematch, which will make a change to the clowns that have been providing the entertainment during the match for the last few seasons
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    And the Covered EndNorth Stand sing, "Republican Peoples Red & White Army .....!"
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    kigeliakigelia
    98. They really really loved the planet of the apes movies and the name charlton reminded them of the recent demise of Mr 'From my cold dead hands' Heston who's portrait sits in pride of place in their boardroom
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    carly burncarly burn
    With promotion unlikely this season, they wouldn't be entilted to a free season ticket next year.
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    LedgeLedge
    1. Simon Jordan called them to say Richard Murray was a nasty rotter
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    razilrazil
    666. our club is rife with Christian fanatics, Rangers/Celtic supporting secretaries?

    ;)
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    suzisausagesuzisausage
    24. Having heard rumours of a revolt by fans to reclaim the Antigallican, they deemed it unhelpful towards their own countries relations with Europe.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    69. We don't use halal meat in the burgers..
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    Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    don't be ridiculous.

    31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    edited September 2008
    lol dan. Winner so far.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    don't be ridiculous.

    31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels


    Typical Charlton. We miss out on a mega deal because we won't fit those horse crossing buttons that you see on crossings in Richmond Park etc. They are at the height of a horse (or camel rider).
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category
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    D_F_TD_F_T
    Our badge features a straight bladed sword
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: D_F_T[/cite]Our badge features a straight bladed sword

    lol
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    razilrazil
    see the sword is also part of the fanatic link to the crusades.. must be true it was in Bonekickers.
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    ChicagoAddickChicagoAddick
    32. They didn't like the new kit - not enough white in the hijab.
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    SwisdomSwisdom
    Maybe because they didn't want to incur the wrath of Iran following our pre season friendly debacle
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    Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    edited September 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited September 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)

    no it's not.
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    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.

    hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.

    Slacks! FFS what are they ; -)
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    Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)

    no it's not.

    Now you're being patronising, Henry...
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited September 2008
    no, I'm not
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    Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    oh yes you are...
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]oh yes you are...

    That's ironic
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