OK before we start look away now if ur easily offeneded.
* U refine heroine 4 a living but have moral objections to beer.
*U own a £1,500 machine gun and a £2,500 rocket launcher but cant aford shoes.
* U have more wives than teeth
* U think vest come in two styles: Bullet proof and suicide
* U cant think of anyone u havnt declared jihad against
* U think TV is dangerous but carry amunition in ur clothing.
* U have never been asked " does this burkha make my arse look big"
* ur amazed to discover that mobile phones have otheruses other than seting off bombs
* U get the common compliment" love what u have done with ur cave".
* u wipe ur arse with ur hand but think bacon is unclean.
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