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General things that Annoy you

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  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,158
    People who have their mobiles on speaker when talking on a bus.

    Oi No, if I see anyone doing it again, I’ll give them a slap?
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,104
    People who don’t understand thread titles.
    ‘Photos only, no discussion’ being a perfect current example.
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis.  It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now. 
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis.  It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now. 
    I was in Brighton magistrates Court when a clerk got done with one of them. Even the high priestess/magister couldn't not laugh 
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Any twat, on my larger Wattsapp groups, who posts something that suddenly comes up with the screaming orgasm woman, or the enormous black penis.  It wasn’t funny the first time 20 years ago, and it sure as fuck isn’t now. 
    It is a bit funny though
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Why can't I sell a car without the weirdest people on the planet turning up or messaging me?

    I receive messages which are barely literate, or I get questions that were clearly answered on the advert. Most annoyingly, I stay in for people who then never turn up.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    selling a couple of bikes on Facebook marketplace, had a guy message me about one which is up for £60, will I take £50? I’ve agreed to and as I’ve got the day off today I agreed he could come this morning as I have the day off. Told me he’d be here at 9.30, it’s now nearly 10.45 and no sign. 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    edited October 2023
    Seeing that it is becoming worse and worse in the UK for expecting everyone to pay by using a card, and then assuming you don't want a receipt, or that you are happy to divulge your e-mail address to a complete stranger in order to maybe receive one at a later date, it should at least be compulsory that the information passed to your bank from their bank contains what the company you have paid actually does. For example, the company that runs the shuttle buses at Gatwick is called "Your Partner in Jo". How the fuck are you supposed to know that you have paid a bus fare to a company called that? If we are going down this route (no pun intended), then there has to be a bit of fairness to the consumer. Paper receipts should be compulsory on request and the information on a company stored by the bank should contain what they do.         
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited October 2023
    buckshee said:
    selling a couple of bikes on Facebook marketplace, had a guy message me about one which is up for £60, will I take £50? I’ve agreed to and as I’ve got the day off today I agreed he could come this morning as I have the day off. Told me he’d be here at 9.30, it’s now nearly 10.45 and no sign. 
    My son was selling something (speakers, I think). He clearly stated in the advert that he could deliver locally, but not in London because of Ulez. Of course, the guy that won the bid was in London. My son explained again that he couldn't deliver to London, so the guy asked if he could collect. Yes, of course. Next he asks for a ridiculous discount because he's got to do the travelling. My son also said yes to this and gave the address, 1a Oxendon Street.

    A while later he gets a call. "I've gone to the address, but all I can see is The Comedy Store, how do you get to your flat"? Response, "The address is The Comedy Store mate. Next time you've got a shit joke to play, do it in there"!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    There are people out there still buying tickets to go see Kaiser Chiefs (the band that is). Stop encouraging them ffs or they’ll never clear off. 
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  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Rishi Sunak, i hope he gets knee-capped by Hamas.
  • PopIcon said:
    Rishi Sunak, i hope he gets knee-capped by Hamas.
    Brilliant - hoping a democratically elected representative of our country is attacked by fundamentalist terrorists that have just murdered thousands of innocent men women and children.

    What a remarkably crass post. 
  • Vídeo calls on phones in public, I don't want to hear a bloody conversation going on.
  • wow, so now we have people liking a view that racist anti semetic terrorists should knee cap the British Prime Minister. 
    Unless I'm being whooshed, we have some absolute bell ends on this forum.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    wow, so now we have people liking a view that racist anti semetic terrorists should knee cap the British Prime Minister. 
    Unless I'm being whooshed, we have some absolute bell ends on this forum.
    You’ve only just worked that out 🤣
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited October 2023
    Might be time soon to get the Popcorn for this thread.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Sadiq Khan
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    people at work dumping their dirty dishes in the sink.

    we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    people at work dumping their dirty dishes in the sink.

    we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes 
    I had this annoyance in one place I worked, worst of all being the twats who'd arrive at 9 then spend 15 minutes faffing about with bowls of cereal and use up all the milk before dumping their crappy bowls in the sink. Asking nicely didn't make any difference so eventually I chucked all the dishes in the bin, making sure they broke.
    Immensely satisfying. 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    LenGlover said:
    Sadiq Khan
    Waiting for @SporadicAddick to come and tell you off... 
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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    edited October 2023
    LenGlover said:
    Sadiq Khan
    Waiting for @SporadicAddick to come and tell you off... 
    He annoys me as well, so fine with that... :)

    But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.  

    If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...

    Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    LenGlover said:
    Sadiq Khan
    Waiting for @SporadicAddick to come and tell you off... 
    He annoys me as well, so fine with that... :)

    But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.  

    If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...

    Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
    I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA... 
  • LenGlover said:
    Sadiq Khan
    Waiting for @SporadicAddick to come and tell you off... 
    He annoys me as well, so fine with that... :)

    But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.  

    If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...

    Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
    I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA... 
    a ha...I need to get off my high horse!!

    I did actually write a more in depth response on that thread, but thought better of it...I know I'm outnumbered!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    LenGlover said:
    Sadiq Khan
    Waiting for @SporadicAddick to come and tell you off... 
    He annoys me as well, so fine with that... :)

    But...if Len had said he hoped that a racist terrorist group that had just decapitated babies a few days before should knee-cap him, then that's different.  

    If it was meant as a joke or was meant in some way to be ironic, then I would think that it was crass beyond belief, and that the poster and any others that liked the post would perhaps, in the cold light of day, acknowledge it...

    Anyway - people (particularly thick people). They are general things that annoy me...
    I was thinking of your comment on the Tamworth and Mid Beds thread, SA... 
    a ha...I need to get off my high horse!!

    I did actually write a more in depth response on that thread, but thought better of it...I know I'm outnumbered!
    You did have a point about the Sunak comment, to be fair. 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,588
    IdleHans said:
    people at work dumping their dirty dishes in the sink.

    we have two dishwashers and signs telling you to use them yet the lazy tramps just dump it all in the sink on top of other dishes 
    I had this annoyance in one place I worked, worst of all being the twats who'd arrive at 9 then spend 15 minutes faffing about with bowls of cereal and use up all the milk before dumping their crappy bowls in the sink. Asking nicely didn't make any difference so eventually I chucked all the dishes in the bin, making sure they broke.
    Immensely satisfying. 
    I did that on more than one occasion.
    Wheres my bowl?
    Why are you asking me? Did you not put it away after you washed it up?
    I was going too after blah, blah, blah.
    Oh dear, never mind, what a pity.

    😎
  • Leaving the door open and people walking through without an acknowledgement.  I always bellow thank you if it happens 
  • Leaving the door open and people walking through without an acknowledgement.  I always bellow thank you if it happens 
    So you open the door and then thank them?

    Need to work on your passive aggression, "you're welcome!  Don't mention it, my pleasure to stand and open doors for you..." etc work much better.
  • Leaving the door open and people walking through without an acknowledgement.  I always bellow thank you if it happens 
    So you open the door and then thank them?

    Need to work on your passive aggression, "you're welcome!  Don't mention it, my pleasure to stand and open doors for you..." etc work much better.
    Now I just call them c****, the Brazilians do not get that :#
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    The MOTD commentator continually referring to Chris Wood as Chris Woods. It’s on the back of his shirt you plum.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Macronate said:
    The MOTD commentator continually referring to Chris Wood as Chris Woods. It’s on the back of his shirt you plum.
    Chris Woods was Shilton's understudy goalkeeper at Forest years ago.
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