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General things that Annoy you

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  • Or do DIY.

    Again, I sympathise.
  • edited March 2019
    eaststandmike said:;)

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    Maybe they are prescription sunglasses? A person spending 90% of the day out in the sun, and 10% travelling might well not be bothered to take their normal glasses out with them for a relatively short amount of time, just to save irritating you on a tube train?

    Just a thought... ;)      
  • Saturdays when we're not playing zzzzzzzzzzz
  • The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
  • Buddleia.
  • The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
    Evan Davies.
  • Getting turned down for life cover for the 2nd time in as many months. Is that not discrimination? Ffs
  • iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
  • edited March 2019
    SuedeAdid
    iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
    No I love butterflies. Buddleia however seems to be taking over all unmanaged land and is also sprouting on many buildings. It's unsightly to me in those spaces.
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  • The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
    What a shocking waste. Should be on the takeover thread.
  • iainment said:
    SuedeAdid
    iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
    No I love butterflies. Buddleia however seems to be taking over all unmanaged land and is also sprouting on many buildings. It's unsightly to me in those spaces.
    Used to be all along the Thames path, next to the Barrier when I was a kid. Great memories of fishing down there surrounded by buddleia
  • Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
  • Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
    What about Take That?
  • Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
    Not having that. From the Barron Nights through to Fascinating Ada there have been some classic "comedy records". "Ernie" was a No 1.
  • The lovely smiling woman gently rubbing Vicks VapoRub into her husbands chest after he'd been up all night coughing. 

    Surely she should elbow him in the side, tell him to shut up and then storm to the spare bedroom.  Isn't there a law against false claims in advertising? 

    Almost right, except that whether it's me who has the cough or the missus I'M the one kipping downstairs on the sofa!
  • People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
  • edited March 2019
    hawksmoor said:
    People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
    Does she have a white stick and a labrador?
  • hawksmoor said:
    People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
    She's Debbie Harry

    Noel Gallager can go where the shit he wants wearing sunglasses, as could A handful of rockstars. 

    Denise from the school run can wear a proper pair of glasses like the rest of us though
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  • A woman on the radio crying about Brexit.
  • JaShea99 said:
    A woman on the radio crying about Brexit.
    Was she called Jeremy Vine?
  • Waking up for a piss @ 6am this morning; my alarm goes off @ 6:30!!

    I know I could have stayed up but still went back to bed for 30-mins but its plain wrong when your body gets you up early for that reason!!

  • That McDonald’s “peely peely” advert. 
  • Waking up for a piss @ 6am this morning; my alarm goes off @ 6:30!!

    I know I could have stayed up but still went back to bed for 30-mins but its plain wrong when your body gets you up early for that reason!!

    I find a carefully controlled fart can relieve a bit of pressure in that area and give you another 15-20 minutes.
    Should have posted earlier... CharltonLife really is a font of knowledge
  • But if it's not carefully controlled you will then have to change the sheets.
  • edited March 2019
    Fkn Amazon. Everytime you Google something you see what you're looking forward and then it all changes and the Amazon paid for crap suddenly appears at the top.

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