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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024

    Stig said:

    buckshee said:

    People that think the phrase is "I couldn't be ASKED"

    Which begs the question, what do you think it is?
    surely nobody thinks it's anything other than "arsed"
    That's what people tend to say now, but I can remember a time when they didn't used to. Also, 'can't be arsed' makes no logical sense in the vast majority of situations. It's only when you understand 'arsed' as a soundalike-substitute for 'asked' that there is any meaning.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    edited June 2018
    Arst
    To be the worst, or a like a ass. to be the worse ass. essentialy it is a combination of the words ass and worst.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    General things that annoy you - not understanding what I've been saying for the last 40 years! (I can't be arst with this thread anymore)
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    edited June 2018
    buckshee said:

    People that think the phrase is "I couldn't be ASKED"

    In the ‘getting phrases wrong’ category, this is easily top 5 most stupid. No idea how it started.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Stig said:

    Stig said:

    buckshee said:

    People that think the phrase is "I couldn't be ASKED"

    Which begs the question, what do you think it is?
    surely nobody thinks it's anything other than "arsed"
    That's what people tend to say now, but I can remember a time when they didn't used to. Also, 'can't be arsed' makes no logical sense in the vast majority of situations. It's only when you understand 'arsed' as a soundalike-substitute for 'asked' that there is any meaning.
    What?? It’s a substitute for ‘bothered’, nothing at all to do with ‘asked’. ‘Asked’ literally makes no sense.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    edited June 2018
    The TV breaking during the World Cup.

    The day after finding a leak in the bathroom.

    When you're skint.

    Oh and same week as finding out your job could be moving to a different office up north so there's a risk of redundancy.

    Honestly, this week has been appalling.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    The TV breaking during the World Cup.

    The day after finding a leak in the bathroom.

    When you're skint.

    Oh and same week as finding out your job could be moving to a different office up north so there's a risk of redundancy.

    Honestly, this week has been appalling.

    Fingers crossed for you mate
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    JaShea99 said:

    Stig said:

    Stig said:

    buckshee said:

    People that think the phrase is "I couldn't be ASKED"

    Which begs the question, what do you think it is?
    surely nobody thinks it's anything other than "arsed"
    That's what people tend to say now, but I can remember a time when they didn't used to. Also, 'can't be arsed' makes no logical sense in the vast majority of situations. It's only when you understand 'arsed' as a soundalike-substitute for 'asked' that there is any meaning.
    What?? It’s a substitute for ‘bothered’, nothing at all to do with ‘asked’. ‘Asked’ literally makes no sense.
    Of course it derives from bothered; asked is a synonym of bothered and there is your etymological link:

    bothered > asked (synonym) > arsed (near-homophone)

    unlike

    bothered > arsed (unrelated) > asked (unrelated)

    Clearly there's only one way that particular flow works. Then you have to ask your self two questions:

    1. Why is this the only occurrence in the English language of the word arse as a verb?
    2. Why is there no recorded instance of 'can't be arsed' prior to 1968?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    cabbles said:

    The TV breaking during the World Cup.

    The day after finding a leak in the bathroom.

    When you're skint.

    Oh and same week as finding out your job could be moving to a different office up north so there's a risk of redundancy.

    Honestly, this week has been appalling.

    Fingers crossed for you mate
    Cheers. Job is obviously the biggest concern, but still, I want to watch Spain v Iran!

  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.
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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628

    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.

    with you om this one. I live in a nice house, a stones throw from the station, high street etc but have a garden I dont wont or need. Cut the grass...ok.....but prune the roses & other assorted plants(dont ask what they are as I've no idea)....no compulsion at all.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.

    Or get a gardener.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Blimey it took three Tories to work that one out... Well done Chirps! :smiley:
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Blimey it took three Tories to work that one out... Well done Chirps! :smiley:

    Excellent.
    How many Tories does it take to do the gardening?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Greenie said:

    Blimey it took three Tories to work that one out... Well done Chirps! :smiley:

    Excellent.
    How many Tories does it take to do the gardening?
    Is the answer "That funny little man from the village"? :wink:
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678

    Blimey it took three Tories to work that one out... Well done Chirps! :smiley:

    Either you can't count or your super-cool toryradar needs recalibrating.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited June 2018

    Greenie said:

    Blimey it took three Tories to work that one out... Well done Chirps! :smiley:

    Excellent.
    How many Tories does it take to do the gardening?
    Is the answer "That funny little man from the village"? :wink:
    Every time mate.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.

    Still not sure I've actually grown up but must be getting old as I enjoy gardening. Have missed it this year though as we're having an extension starting next month and half the garden will be a building site so have only been mowing the lawn and a bit of pruning.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,245

    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.

    Still not sure I've actually grown up but must be getting old as I enjoy gardening. Have missed it this year though as we're having an extension starting next month and half the garden will be a building site so have only been mowing the lawn and a bit of pruning.
    I like the garden looking nice and I'm excellent at cutting trees down and chopping stuff back but weeding can fuck right off!
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    ...as can picking up dead holly leaves (mmmm spiky) and the billions of dead bamboo leaves.
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  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Motorists who park their vehicles on the footpath when the road is wide enough to park on road. Again today, like many other days, I had to walk my two dogs (one is blind), into the busy road to get round an inconsiderate motorist who blocked the footpath with his car
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Carter said:

    Growing up.

    Especially if it means you end up with a garden with a bamboo tree and/or a holly bush in it.

    Suddenly you have to do 'gardening'.

    Still not sure I've actually grown up but must be getting old as I enjoy gardening. Have missed it this year though as we're having an extension starting next month and half the garden will be a building site so have only been mowing the lawn and a bit of pruning.
    I like the garden looking nice and I'm excellent at cutting trees down and chopping stuff back but weeding can fuck right off!
    Bloody right as well, had the electric hedge cutter out the other day. My Missus said, while you have the steps out could you dead head the hanging baskets, I just smiled while revving the hedge cutter, sorted. She did it herself. :)
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,006

    cabbles said:

    The TV breaking during the World Cup.

    The day after finding a leak in the bathroom.

    When you're skint.

    Oh and same week as finding out your job could be moving to a different office up north so there's a risk of redundancy.

    Honestly, this week has been appalling.

    Fingers crossed for you mate
    Cheers. Job is obviously the biggest concern, but still, I want to watch Spain v Iran!

    Redundancy is often a blessing in disguise. Get another job lined up, looking to start as soon as /if you're made redundant and pocket a nice wedge of cash as well.
    It worked out brilliantly for me. Good luck.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    cabbles said:

    The TV breaking during the World Cup.

    The day after finding a leak in the bathroom.

    When you're skint.

    Oh and same week as finding out your job could be moving to a different office up north so there's a risk of redundancy.

    Honestly, this week has been appalling.

    Fingers crossed for you mate
    Cheers. Job is obviously the biggest concern, but still, I want to watch Spain v Iran!

    Redundancy is often a blessing in disguise. Get another job lined up, looking to start as soon as /if you're made redundant and pocket a nice wedge of cash as well.
    It worked out brilliantly for me. Good luck.
    Got to second this... Dont usually get made redundant if things are going well. Best thing that happened to me in years. Not much dosh, but a far better job. Really hope it works out for you!
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    Yeah I'm job searching frantically, would rather move and be secure than have the worry of knowing at any point it could be notice day.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    Oh which brings me onto another annoyance - sites and job ads that request all the details already in your CV when they are getting you to also attach a CV and could just read it.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    ross1 said:

    Motorists who park their vehicles on the footpath when the road is wide enough to park on road. Again today, like many other days, I had to walk my two dogs (one is blind), into the busy road to get round an inconsiderate motorist who blocked the footpath with his car

    bit of dog shit under the door handle is my advice.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    IdleHans said:

    ross1 said:

    Motorists who park their vehicles on the footpath when the road is wide enough to park on road. Again today, like many other days, I had to walk my two dogs (one is blind), into the busy road to get round an inconsiderate motorist who blocked the footpath with his car

    bit of dog shit under the door handle is my advice.
    Bit of a bugger training the dog and lifting it up though!
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    edited June 2018
    Greenie said:

    IdleHans said:

    ross1 said:

    Motorists who park their vehicles on the footpath when the road is wide enough to park on road. Again today, like many other days, I had to walk my two dogs (one is blind), into the busy road to get round an inconsiderate motorist who blocked the footpath with his car

    bit of dog shit under the door handle is my advice.
    Bit of a bugger training the dog and lifting it up though!
    If only there was someone on here who may be able to help :neutral:
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420

    Greenie said:

    IdleHans said:

    ross1 said:

    Motorists who park their vehicles on the footpath when the road is wide enough to park on road. Again today, like many other days, I had to walk my two dogs (one is blind), into the busy road to get round an inconsiderate motorist who blocked the footpath with his car

    bit of dog shit under the door handle is my advice.
    Bit of a bugger training the dog and lifting it up though!
    If only there was someone on here who may be able to help :neutral:
    ;)
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