[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]15/ Decent Quality Sound System (Not Bass Heavy they sound Shite)
16/ Discrete High Spec small DJ Booth in Corner (Live DJ's Create a better Atmostphere)
17/ Bouncers on Door with Common Sense
All banned from my pub, open a discoteque if you want to be a ponce.
You are Creating a Wetherspoons = No Atmostphere type pub sounds like a bleedin working man's club.
I am not talking about a huge 10K system I am talking about the speakers that play good quality music that you DONT HAVE TO SHOUT OVER because it is not invasive. Pub with no Music equals a Chavspoons or Old man's Pub with no Women FACT !
Customers who don't expect you to babysit their 'orrible kids.
Customers who realise someone has to clear their shite up.
Customers who don't expect freebies, when you are already the cheapest pub around. (Yes, I am looking at you AFKA and GH...)
Err... actually, just some customers would be nice...
Henry fire is on the list mate. I thought maybe a small rack in the fire grate for toasting Gooners On? maybe that could be the "new pub game" , u know see how loud they yell.
[cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]Henry fire is on the list mate. I thought maybe a small rack in the fire grate for toasting Gooners On? maybe that could be the "new pub game" , u know see how loud they yell.
You could call it Arse Roasting but that might attract the wrong crowd.
What was that TV show called "last Orders"???? about a few people that used a run down pub.
[cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]Henry fire is on the list mate. I thought maybe a small rack in the fire grate for toasting Gooners On? maybe that could be the "new pub game" , u know see how loud they yell.
You could call it Arse Roasting but that might attract the wrong crowd.
What was that TV show called "last Orders"???? about a few people that used a run down pub.
What a great show that was - Craig Cash at his best.
there should be only 2 types of pint glasses.
1, the pint jug for ales etc.
2, the straight glass for lagers etc.
none of this stella in a carling glass boll**s
barstaff should have psychic powers and know what your regular tipple is, and start pouring it the moment you enter the door or get off your seat to approach the bar.
Sunday; Roasts on in the resturant area. Snacks during day on bar. Meat raffle mid day.
Monday: "British menu" in restuarant darts on in main bar at night. Free stew for all players and supporters.
Tuesday Pasta on in resturant Quiz nite in main bar, sarnies for all players.
Wednesday Roast day in restaurant. Karioke nite free first drink for everyone who has a go.Vote for top singer and bottle of bubbly for winner.
Thursday Curry day/nite Ladies nite in main boozer. All male bar staff and free first drink.
Friday Fish and Chips in resturant 50/60z music nite all who turn up in 50/60 clothes free first drink
Saturday fast food day in resturant Day time in pub its "men geting away from shopping day" footie on all screens. Only female bar staff. Nite-- Live music nite .
North London were are talking about giving meat away in a raffle in this boozer mate. I think the type of meat raffles they do in North London "is guess what the f**k it is raffle". Lots of pubs in Dalston ----NOT.
Lots of reasons pubs die. Brewrys, propery development, larger numbers of the inner city people dont actually drink.
Always been sh*t pub landlords but didnt seem to stop people going though. There were always many many more awful pubs that should have been closed on health grounds than there were the legend that is THE GOOD PUB.
People drink at home more, more things to do away from the pub such as TV, DVDs, Computer games, the clamp down on drink driving (good), rise in property prizes, new developments built without pubs, less people drinking, theme pubs not liked by many people, loud music, people prefering to drink in a different way such as in cafe's, resturants, people getting off their heads on other substances.
Everyone at the bar would agree on "who's next" and wait their turn. Therefore, the practice of waving notes about to grab the attention of the bar staff would die out.
[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]People drink at home more, more things to do away from the pub such as TV, DVDs, Computer games, the clamp down on drink driving (good), rise in property prizes, new developments built without pubs, less people drinking, theme pubs not liked by many people, loud music, people prefering to drink in a different way such as in cafe's, resturants, people getting off their heads on other substances.
Not forgetting the small problem of not knowing the pub you have walked into with the wife, is half full of idiots who want to fight the world after half a lager top.
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You are Creating a Wetherspoons = No Atmostphere type pub sounds like a bleedin working man's club.
I am not talking about a huge 10K system I am talking about the speakers that play good quality music that you DONT HAVE TO SHOUT OVER because it is not invasive. Pub with no Music equals a Chavspoons or Old man's Pub with no Women FACT !
Now thats pushing it a bit!!!!! ; )
Car park sign saying non-patrons and palace fans will be clamped / clumped
Palace fans welcome but must wear the Dunces Cap while in boozer.
No carpets in boozer proper wooden floors. Foot rail at bar.
Customers who realise someone has to clear their shite up.
Customers who don't expect freebies, when you are already the cheapest pub around. (Yes, I am looking at you AFKA and GH...)
Err... actually, just some customers would be nice...
Free nibbles is a must.
No charge ever to get in the boozer.
No stairs to the toilets.
Some real ale but not getting to silly as to attract people with beards.
A wierd pub game that you never see anywhere else eg Skittles, Bar Billairds or a Five's Board
Victorian tiling on the outside of pub that hasn't been painted over.
No piped music
No fruit machine
No horse Brasses esp if in the city.
No locals who all put their pints down and stare at any "newcomers"
Cheap ain't good, but free is? Go figure... LOL
You could call it Arse Roasting but that might attract the wrong crowd.
What was that TV show called "last Orders"???? about a few people that used a run down pub.
What a great show that was - Craig Cash at his best.
Perry B would be the landlord.
No wobbly tables
Lots of beer mats to flip
A crib board behind the bar.
http://www.netcharles.com/orwell/essays/moon-under-water.htm
1, the pint jug for ales etc.
2, the straight glass for lagers etc.
none of this stella in a carling glass boll**s
barstaff should have psychic powers and know what your regular tipple is, and start pouring it the moment you enter the door or get off your seat to approach the bar.
Sunday;
Roasts on in the resturant area.
Snacks during day on bar.
Meat raffle mid day.
Monday:
"British menu" in restuarant
darts on in main bar at night. Free stew for all players and supporters.
Tuesday
Pasta on in resturant
Quiz nite in main bar, sarnies for all players.
Wednesday
Roast day in restaurant.
Karioke nite free first drink for everyone who has a go.Vote for top singer and bottle of bubbly for winner.
Thursday
Curry day/nite
Ladies nite in main boozer. All male bar staff and free first drink.
Friday
Fish and Chips in resturant
50/60z music nite all who turn up in 50/60 clothes free first drink
Saturday
fast food day in resturant
Day time in pub its "men geting away from shopping day" footie on all screens. Only female bar staff.
Nite-- Live music nite .
sorted.
No bloke in the toilet offering to turn tap on/dispense soap/hand paper towel/spray choice of shite aftershave for me thank you very much!
China mugs?..
There's a pub I go to occasionally here in Germany where they still use beer mugs.
Meat raffles still alive and well in Nth London regular sunday entertainment
how did the pubs ever die
Always been sh*t pub landlords but didnt seem to stop people going though. There were always many many more awful pubs that should have been closed on health grounds than there were the legend that is THE GOOD PUB.
Is table service asking too much?
I really am getting old.
Not forgetting the small problem of not knowing the pub you have walked into with the wife, is half full of idiots who want to fight the world after half a lager top.