Caption Competition

North Lower Neil

Anyone?

Stig

Here mate, wanna buy a bottle of fake tan. It's pucker stuff, I got loads out the back.

Red_Pete_in_Dubai

Will you marry me?

North Lower Neil

I'm going for:

"Where's my million, Dowie? I'm getting real tired of you ducking me, man...getting real tired..."

carly burn

To deflect the abuse about his orange skin and 80's hairdo,Simon took his poorly dressed ugly dummy everywhere he went.

SidewaysInOz

How 'bout:

'I've heard your taking it up the R's.....me too!'

bingaddick

Orange Tinted Tosser (left) "Obi do I want to be like youhoohoo"

fatkit

I'm a hated mug just like you, get used to it you prick

Everywhere you go people will shake there heads in disbelief as you arrive and leave.

Oh yeah, you think the fans think you are shit now, wait to you see my master plan for screwing up every London club with you in charge in the next 10 years

........or something like that

kigelia

Iain you pikey, you left here two seasons ago, why you still wearing your palace kit?