The choice of biscuit reveals a lot about a man. My favourite - rich tea - is honest, reliable and good natured to the core.
If you favour a fancy dan biscuit with pretentions and hidden secrets, such as a Viennese Whirl, then the conclusions are obvious.
Interestingly, the latest thinking in psychometric testing dictates that you should monitor the biscuit choice in an interview situation as it is often more revealing than the contents of a typical fabricated CV.
[cite]Posted By: Mark[/cite]The choice of biscuit reveals a lot about a man. My favourite - rich tea - is honest, reliable and good natured to the core.
If you favour a fancy dan biscuit with pretentions and hidden secrets, such as a Viennese Whirl, then the conclusions are obvious.
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We'll you've got me worked out to a (rich) tee Mark, because i'm dishonest, unreliable and a downright miserable fecker !
I must take umbridge with the Viennese Whirl, it's is little more than dust covered in chocolate that not only disntigrates, it doesn't have a crunch and disntegrates in tea.
A chocloate digestive, simple but with a dark side.
indeed you can, we had some at home for the kids a week or two ago and I still can manage to eat them a layer at a time without making a right old mess.
Peasants the lot of you. Enter the shortbread, a smooth buttery texture with the highland pedigree. The King of biscuits. Only the shortbread has earned the right to be served in a royal tartan box.
[cite]Posted By: 1905[/cite]Heath Hero - I have a patent on the expression "King of Biscuits" - pay me a £1m or I will sue you quicker than the orange man shouts "lawyer".
Actually, as the board's token lawyer, I can tell you (for free) that you've got a trade mark on it if anything, with perhaps a bit of copyright thrown in. Unless you've invented a machine which dunks biscuits in tea without letting them break off which is also called "King of Biscuits", then you haven't got a patent.
And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you...
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Cant go wrong with the classics.
Got me chuckling thinking about the Peter Kay sketch.
If you favour a fancy dan biscuit with pretentions and hidden secrets, such as a Viennese Whirl, then the conclusions are obvious.
Interestingly, the latest thinking in psychometric testing dictates that you should monitor the biscuit choice in an interview situation as it is often more revealing than the contents of a typical fabricated CV.
*said very slowly* Me biscuit..... get me a spoon.....
Can you still buy them?
We'll you've got me worked out to a (rich) tee Mark, because i'm dishonest, unreliable and a downright miserable fecker !
A chocloate digestive, simple but with a dark side.
Well me Mums that is, lol.
Went to the gym have now eaten a packet of choc bisuits - wot a fecking waste of time the gym was!
Is a jaffa cake a biscuit, or as the name suggests, a cake?
Either way, vile things IMO.
Those caramel choc digestives are the way forward.
drinks are for drinking, food is for eating. do not confuse or mix the two.
pure peasant behaviour. FACT
Do it in the meeting and watch the little black skirts swoon.
Actually, as the board's token lawyer, I can tell you (for free) that you've got a trade mark on it if anything, with perhaps a bit of copyright thrown in. Unless you've invented a machine which dunks biscuits in tea without letting them break off which is also called "King of Biscuits", then you haven't got a patent.
And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you...