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Russel Brand

GoonerhaterGoonerhater
edited April 2008 in Not Sports Related
If anyone didnt see the Metro today he was in the 60 second interview. This is one thing he said.
"have you ever had an embarrassing moment ?"
"i went through a period where i slept with alot of lap dancers. One night a brought a lap dancer back.we watched a porno and had sex.she didnt cum.It was selfish of me but i went of to do some heroin. She packed her stuff said "im off" and slapped me. I knew i couldnt hit her so i frog marched her out the door.then i did a bad thing i spat at her. Im ashamed of it. Then the door slammed behind me"

what a lump of sh**. Not only does he looklike he needs a good wash he needs a good slap as well. Not a lady like slap either.

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    addick1965addick1965
    As for wanting to give this bloke a slap GH i think we'd be at the back of a very long queue.
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    SE10AddickSE10Addick
    i'd be prepared to queue up for several days to get a chance to slap this tw4t.

    Who made this guy famous??
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    MortainMortain
    edited April 2008
    Seen him around upton park a few times, always got a nice doris on his arm and gets tons of stick but takes in in good nature.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbWmTLaW6HU
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    Actually i thought he would be more of a GoonerTwat than WetSpam. Still nice to know he wanders round Upton park and you say naughty words to him !
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    FishnetsFishnets
    Why are all guys called Russell total c*cks?....;-)
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    leftbehindleftbehind
    Blokes a c**t
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    BrunelloBrunello
    edited April 2008
    So, let me get this right

    This guy earns a cartload, shags what he wants when he wants, has a laugh and by all accounts can be self deprecating

    What exactly makes him a such a twat? (besides supporting WHU)
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    Taking heroin and spiting at women.
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    RothkoRothko
    and he's come out and regretted those mistakes.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    I dont like him. I dont know if its because Im getting old and prudish but i find him too crude ... standing there holding his balls might be funny first time round but i dont laugh much when he's on the telly.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    he has never denied his addictions and has come through the otherside and too me that takes courage and effort so i will always say well done for that. However his humour is not too my taste and he looks like a sleazy scum bag and i really dont like him. The comment above proves what heroin does too you it makes you be a maggot
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    How the f**k can you defend him ? a wife beater regrets it but dont stop him being a sh*t though does it ? He spits at a woman and treats em like meat but heyyyyyyyyy its ok he regrets it !

    Rothco did Russel Brand once vote labour so you think you have to defend him ? or does he ride a cycle ? or is it i posted so you think you have to say the opposite !
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I dont think you can defend him but i reckon alot of that what he did above was because of heroin but you cant defend him because it takes a certain type of person to get on it in the first place
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    RothkoRothko
    Where have i defended him? All I've said that he's regretted his mistakes in life.

    Everyone makes them
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    FishnetsFishnets
    [cite]Posted By: Rothko[/cite]Where have i defended him? All I've said that he's regretted his mistakes in life.

    Everyone makes them

    Even you?...
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    Smokin IceSmokin Ice
    Brand isnt funny. 'Dirty rotton scoundrels' now that was funny
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    RothkoRothko
    [cite]Posted By: Gump[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Rothko[/cite]Where have i defended him? All I've said that he's regretted his mistakes in life.

    Everyone makes them

    Even you?...

    yep, even me.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    [cite]Posted By: Rothko[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Gump[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Rothko[/cite]Where have i defended him? All I've said that he's regretted his mistakes in life.

    Everyone makes them

    Even you?...

    yep, even me.

    *faints*
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    les_saysles_says
    his book is a great read.
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    Barn Door VarneyBarn Door Varney
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]How the f**k can you defend him ? a wife beater regrets it but dont stop him being a sh*t though does it ? He spits at a woman and treats em like meat but heyyyyyyyyy its ok he regrets it !

    So you've never done anything in your life that you regret or are sorry for? Well done if you haven't but some aren't that perfect.

    Comparing him to a wife beater is a bit ott.
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    addickfandanaddickfandan
    I think his podcast's are quality...
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    I aint spat at a woman or taken heroin and if you read above point was we can all regret dont mean we change does it .
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    Barn Door VarneyBarn Door Varney
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]I aint spat at a woman or taken heroin and if you read above point was we can all regret dont mean we change does it .

    But in the article he says that he is "ashamed" of it. Does that no imply that he wouldn't do it again? Isn't kicking his addiction a sign that he has changed or at least wants to?
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