So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said "Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above, Don't fence me in Let me ride through the wide open country that I love, Don't fence me in Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees Send me off forever but I ask you please, Don't fence me in
"Im a dude dad
All the young dudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the news (I want to see you)
Boogaloo dudes (and I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the news"
"Happy talk, keep talking happy talk
Talk about things you like to do
You got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream
How you come not have a dream come true?"
"I am a D.J., I am what I play
Can't turn around no, can't turn around no
I am a D.J., I am what I say
Can't turn around no, can't turn around,
I am a D.J., I am what I play
I've got believers (kiss-kiss)
Believing me"
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
"It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my brother"
"We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world"
"You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o"
My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Lucy Lou."
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He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
'Big girl you are beautiful'
"Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside "
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above, Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love, Don't fence me in
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please, Don't fence me in
(orig. Cole Porter)
"Im a dude dad
All the young dudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the news (I want to see you)
Boogaloo dudes (and I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the news"
(Bowie)
"Happy talk, keep talking happy talk
Talk about things you like to do
You got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream
How you come not have a dream come true?"
(Rodgers & Hammerstein)
"I am a D.J., I am what I play
Can't turn around no, can't turn around no
I am a D.J., I am what I say
Can't turn around no, can't turn around,
I am a D.J., I am what I play
I've got believers (kiss-kiss)
Believing me"
(Bowie)
"In the city there's a thousand things I want to say to you"
(Jam)
"I was lost in France
In the street a band was playing
And the crowd all danced
Didn't catch what they were saying"
"Yes, we'll rally round the flag, boys
Rally once again,
Shouting the Battle Cry of Freedom"
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
"It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my brother"
"Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster."
"We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world"
"I'm the leader, I'm the leader
I'm the leader of the gang I am"
"I'm the leader, I'm the leader
I'm the leader of the gang I am"
"Alan Pardew's red and white army"
"You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear
Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o"
"woolly Bully"
Suzisausage
"wake up little suzie"
THe Everly Bros
AFKA
"Short People"
Randy Newman
Kets
"Last night a DJ saved my life"
"Fat bottomed girls you make my rocking world go round" ;o)
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Lucy Lou."
A Cowboy named Lucy Lou by Johnny Cash
Anything by Leonard Cohen:-)
LOL
Cretin Hop by the Ramones
Well you know who : - )
"I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
And heaven knows i'm miserable now"
The Smiths
(He knows we all love him really!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_Young_Dudes_%28song%29
*Alex Wright puts on shades and tries to look inconspicuous*
"...You know I love it when the news is bad
Why it feels so good to feel so sad
Im only happy when it rains..."