Caption Corner

_MrDick

Think of something witty...It won't be hard

_MrDick

Charlton Crowd (as one): Simon Jordan, He's a Wanker, He's Wanker

Jordan: Imbeciles, the lot 'em

Ledge

come on i own you fans sing something in my defence

LoOkOuT

SJ: "You know, I think they might be right... I am a @^%£!"

PeakieRocket

If I don't see them score it doesn't count

Al the Addick

Is that bloke behind a flasher?

BexleyRed

Come on you lot ,sing. Its only 2 0 ffs. (is that John Salako in the front row ?)

carly burn

"Is that a goldfish on that big screen or are they filming me? ? ?
I hate coming here,they always take the pi55 on and off the field !"

BlackForestReds

Woman behind SJ: "Is that Sally Gunnell in front of us?"
Man: "No, it's the kid from the Ready Brek TV ad grown up".


(Yes, it does look like John Salako)

Ledge

it is salako

bingaddick

Man in mac is saying

"Who's the w*nker in the black?"

bingaddick

London Zoo alterted as escaped Orang Utang spotted in South East London

bingaddick

Police checking 23,000 suspects as no smirking rules openly flouted at Valley!

bingaddick

Jordan discovers what a full ground looks like.

MCS

lol bing

bingaddick

"Tango One to Colin, sort this crap out or start practising for ploughman of the year"

Alex Wright

"Yes Warnock, I want you in my office at 0900 tomorrow"

Valley_floyd_red

The man sitting behind Jordan: "Wow! I've never had a **** that big between my legs before!"

Henry Irving

I want to join in, I really do, but maybe I shouldn't.

Keep up the good work.

nolly

"put your hand higher up my thigh and stop pulling that face"

KillersBeard

sj - Mmmmm I quite like the look of our goalie, I wonder if she likes orange?

or

Man beside sj - No point looking that way, all the goals are going in our end!

or

Women behind - His roots need doing and he's got nits.

or

Salako - Bet you that orange tosser is looking the wrong way!

letthegoodtimesroll

'that's funny, i could have sworn there were more fans in our end just now...'

nth london addick jr

i must remember my name is matt himself now on CL

not simon orange head

letthegoodtimesroll

'if they dont make that presentation of thanks to me soon for palace letting them use selhurst there wont be any of our fans left to see it'

Henry Irving

LTGTR, you're on good form.

Alex Wright

"If I go over now while everyone is watching the game I can punch Richard Murray really, really hard from behind and make him cry. Then I can run away quickly like last time."

pete_tong1

sj : 'I wonder where I can put the opposition away fans in 2010'

kigelia

woman behing SJ: Have you just cum on his head?
Columbo lookalike: Yep. now he really does look like a cock.