82 yr old vs The Rozzers

BDL

Met this old boy in the local barbers after Christmas - he moves slower than Jorge Costa. Thought they were joking when they told me he had an appointment before the beak.

Ex Mayor gets done for assaulting 2 coppers

Carter

This has been all over the local papers, made me chuckle immensley.

The coppers were both 6 footers too!!!

Stone

Gibson, of Windmill Street, Gravesend, was accused of pushing one officer in the chest and twisting the thumb of another.

What a thug eh? Bang him up I say!