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I'll get me coat now

edited November 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Paddy Murphy was shocked to discover that all his cows had Bluetongue, a BBC journalist reports.

“Bejasus”, said Paddy, a 38 year old dairy farmer, “I knew they were intelligent beasts but I didn’t know any of the feckers had mobile phones”.

As I said COAT!!!!


  • Paddy is in bed with his missus.Her mobile rings and he answers and says HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW ASK THE WEATHER CENTRE and puts the phone down.

    His missus asks him who it was he replies I don't know but he wanted to know if the coast was clear.
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