Past or present.
Could be something that's sung all the time, or a one-off in response to a player / ref or opposition team.
Mine is probably:
Posh Spice is a slapper,
she wears a wonderbra
and when she's sh***ing Beckham,
she dreams of Mendonca
ooooooh.........
Posh Spice is a slapper,
her head is in the clouds.
and when she's sh***ing Beckham,
she dreams of Eddie Youds
OOOOOOHHHH Eddie Youds, Eddie Eddie Youds...........
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I thought the third line was slightly different in that verse?
In the tune off Laughing policeman
Cannot abide CAFC....CAFC......sounds really gay...should be banished...was as bad as QPR and West boys!
It is, it's:
and when she takes it up the a***
A grand old team is one of my favourites too.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
"Away in a manger to fit for the dead the little lord jesus popped his head up and said WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE"
Tune to Away in a manger
"Do do do do do do do do The palace sing I dont know why cause after game your going to die do do do do do"
Hahahahaha
We'll recognise you instantly, as one of those
You'll stroll into the Waterman's Arms, and hear that mighty roar
Fuck off you Tottenham bastards we are the Charlton boys
io io we are the charlton boys
A partic fav of mine .......
#2 Valley Floyd Road
#3 Pride of all London
#4 The reds are goin' up
#5 Running round T*ttenham
#6 The posh spice one/s
#7 MOO-TOO-KILL
thats Richard Rufus, not your gaff Stu.
For comedy though there has been loads - get you handbag off the line to weaver, who let the frogs out to arsenal.
He shot, he cum, right up Taylor's bum
Elthon John, Elthon John
TWO men went to bed..... And so on
How about 'you only sweat when you're roasting'
Come On You Reds
You Are My Charlton......
I'd rather be a moron than a c*** (to Jordan!)
Old ones:
Show me the way to go home
Kenny Achampong Kum-by-yah (losing 3-0 at The Dell getting saturated I remember this being amusing! - think we lost 3-2 nearly drew!)
Can't really stand Red Army, and CAFC, but Join in as they're the only thing that gets sung nowadays bar VFR!
I want the "He plays on the left" song for Andy Reid to pick up, I start to sing it in the North Lower and people look at me like I'm special. MOU-TOO-KILL should get an airing too.
Great chant that
Goodbye horse