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Brassing Joke

Charlton DanCharlton Dan
edited October 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WISPERED HER MANAGER, " GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" DEAD?", SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER. "HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.

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    Amos on the wingAmos on the wing
    Bruce Forsyth must be sh*tting himself with you about ;-)
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    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    [cite]Posted By: Amos on the wing[/cite]Bruce Forsyth must be sh*tting himself with you about ;-)

    Higher than a 10 you say...........
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    I think that is a shameful joke. It makes fun of elders )who get far more respect in other cultures than they do in the UK and it is jokes like this that encourage young people to disrespect old people in the street) professional sex workers and followers of alternative religions such a Wicha.

    More importantly it wasn't very funny : - )
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    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]and it is jokes like this that encourage young people to disrespect old people in the street

    Shut the f**k up Grandad
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited October 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]

    Shut the f**k up Grandad

    Swearing isn't big and it isn't clever. Go and wash you mouth out and learn some respect for your elders and betters.

    You are obviously a labour voting, EU loving do-gooder.
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    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    LOL!

    You earn respect. Its not something you get just for winning an election by a couple of votes, with a turn out of c5% ;-)
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]LOL!

    You earn respect. Its not something you get just for winning an election by a couple of votes, with a turn out of c5% ;-)

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Touchy. Get back to reading the Guardian, you leftie tree hugging yogurt knitter. : - )
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    Off_itOff_it
    U-boat alert!
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    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]U-boat alert!

    Achtung, Achtung..........

    CrashDive!.jpg
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    ScoSco
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]Achtung, Achtung..........

    Bless you.
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    carlsbergcarlsberg
    .........guys
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