TYKE THAT !
Everything Changes at top of the Championship table, as Charlton moved to the summit with a devastating five-goal demolition that disappointing Barnsley will Never Forget.
Shine is what Charlton did, as their initial Patience paid off, with Big Chris proving It Only Takes A Minute to score a goal. The Addicks faithful Pray that this sort of of performance is well and truely Back For Good. Could It Be a Magic season for the Addicks ? On this form, Sure.
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Charlton may well be sitting at the top of the Championship table, but few can take pride in the manor they have achieved it. Fresh from Tuesday's shocking scenes, where the Addicks henchman Lloyd Sam attacked a number of innocent Hull players with his back, Charlton secured their 1-0 victory by forming a semi circle and maintaining the ball in the corner flag from the 47th minute.
"Barn-stormer" - News of the World
Charlton and Barnsley offered up a delight of attacking football in a 7 goal thriller. Those fans who prefered the Valley to the watching England's humiliation in the 15 man code made the right choice. An end to end game saw Barnsley take the lead only for Charlton to score three time either side of half time. The yorkshire side, who played a full part in the entertainment, pulled a two gaols back late on only for Charlton to get last gasp winner and so retain second spot in the Championship
Medders was today ripping pieces out of his 'mates', that labelled him a splitter, after he watched England tonk Australia 105-0 in the World Cup Quarter Final. Charlton meanwhile, managed a 0-0 against Barnsley, chalking up just the 1 shot on goal, which ended up smashing Curb-its kitchen window.
If the limp and lethargic Barnsley performance wasn't comical enough, then the press conference that followed Charlton's 8-0 victory was pure farce. Barnsley's manager Mr Whatshisname insisted their performance had been influenced by outside matters.
'T'was first trip t'big smoke for most of my lads' he said. 'In dressing room, they'd turned heating right oop. Most of my lads haven't got central heating, and by gum, most felt dizzy and sick. T'is shocking what these cockneys do t'cheat'
.....she didn't find out until the late hours of Sunday afternoon as she arrived home still in her attire from her raucous hen do to find her husband-to-be Tavern out cold on the kitchen floor. It turns out he left the valley at half time gagging for a cold lager, and was just reaching for a cold beer from the fridge when the ball came flying through the window.
Andy Reid has offered his apologies for the way ward shot and has promised to attend extra training sessions in the coming few days to prevent it happening again. Operations Director Mick Everett has also carried out a cost analysis on fitting large nets to the perimeter of the valley to ensure any houses in the surrounding area do not get damaged in the future, and also prevent any pigeons dive bombing any fans.
could you add further details about the attire she was dressed in? [dont grass me for fishing]
sorry afka.
The Yorkshire minnows are butchered by Charlton from the east side of London.
You'll have to buy the paper that this story will appear in!!
Barnsley sensationally refused to take the field for the 2nd half in their game against the evil thugs of Charlton Athletic yesterday. With three players rendered unconcious following first half assaults by Charlton players, manager Simon Davey said he wasn't prepared to put his team through further battering.
The violence started in the 1st minute, when a Danny Mills elbow knocked out Barnsley striker Howard with a forearm smash. A wayward Izale McLeod shot knocked out another, before suspended thug Lloyd Sam vaulted the fence and struck a third to the back the head with a promotional clacker.
Charlton's Chinese superstar Zheng Zhi gave a midfield masterclass alongside the ever impressive Andy Reid. Charlton cruised to a comfortable 2-0 victory over their Northern visitors with Zheng scoring one and making the other for the in-form Chris Iwelumu. The Addicks move top of the Championship table after Watfords battling draw away at this seasons surprise package Scunthorpe. It was a great boost for the Addicks going into the international break on a good day for Danny Mills who was named Player of the Month for September by the Charlton faithful.
Charlton manager defended his players following this bore draw stalemate at the Valley. "I said at a board meeting this week, we were really going to have a proper go at Barnsley', the Addicks manager explained. 'Then this jumped-up suit, who knows nothing about football, but plenty about buzz words, started asking me if i'd done a thorough cost analysis on the change in the tactics'.
'I've never heard anything like it in my life. All i wanted was the three points, but he started warblin on about the risk involved, what the expected upturn in attacks would be, percentage increase in goals etc' said the frustrated manager.
'so i told him to stick it up his arse'
Andy Reid was excellent once more as his Charlton Charges served up a vintage performance against their overwhelmed Championship rivals. It really was a case of men against boys for the Northerners as they were dealt a harsh lesson by their more fashionable London rivals. It could have been so different but for a smart early save by Weaver when Fortune and Bougherra were spotted holding hands by the corner flag leaving "random Barnsley striker #1" unmarked but after this the home team turned on the style and braces for Luke Varney and Chris Iwelumo were joined up with a neat finish with the last kick of the game for Izale McLeod. 5-0 final score
The best imho (links both teams).
I thank you loyal fans! :-)