big Chris, big impact - Pards

Salad

uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/07092007/1/big-chris-big-impact-pards

"He has certainly started very well. He leads the line but he's not just good in the air, he is pretty decent with his feet as well.

"There's not many players who get better as they get older in terms of their all-round play, but that is the case with Chris.

"The prime for a striker is usually at the age of 26 or 27 but Chris' appears to be a bit later, maybe because his footballing education has been a bit here, there and everywhere."

Oggy Red

We could be singing:
"He's here, he's there, he's every f***ing where........Big Chris!"

Erm, doesn't have much of a ring to it.
Suggestions?

jimmymelrose

How about just singing 'Iwelumo' to the tune of 'Paninaro' by The Pet Shop Boys

Salad

think of 'Bread of Heaven' (ie. We Can See You Sneaking Out)

Iwelumo
Iwelumo
We can see you scoring goals
We can see you scoring goals

F-Blocker

I think Salad's onto a winner!