Just booked my company to sponsor the Ipswich match...

Southendaddick

Match ball sponsorship and all that.

Which means I get to go on the pitch drunk and tell Andy Reid I love him.

Excited already.

AFKABartram

Just hope Andy Reid isn't drunk as well.....

Weegie Addick

We'd've sold him to Bordeaux if he was...

Ketman

Do you get to hand the ball to the referee or something ? If so make some sort of threat that if he does not give us every decision you'll come looking for him at the end of the game. :-)