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Time waster: Rubbish Friday Quiz

ScoSco
edited August 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
1) How many hairs are actually ginger on MCS' chin?

2) Pardew is an avid fan of "My Hero" the "sitcom" true or false?

3) AFKA sings which of these songs in the shower:

a) "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside."
b) "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
c) "Me so horny" by 2 live Crew.

4) WSS once understudied for the lead in which well known musical?

5) Todorov can do a passable impression of which comedian:

a) Domino Kolev
b) Richard Pryor
c) Frank Carson

6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?

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  • 1) How many hairs are actually ginger on MCS' chin?

    No Idea!

    2) Pardew is an avid fan of "My Hero" the "sitcom" true or false?

    True (Big Chris is the star?)

    3) AFKA sings which of these songs in the shower:

    a) "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside."
    b) "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
    c) "Me so horny" by 2 live Crew.

    Deffo (b)

    4) WSS once understudied for the lead in which well known musical?

    Lion King

    5) Todorov can do a passable impression of which comedian:

    a) Domino Kolev
    b) Richard Pryor
    c) Frank Carson

    (c)

    6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?

    45th
  • WSSWSS
    edited August 2007
    1) 17
    2) True
    3) a)
    4) Don;t want to give it away...
    5) c)
    6) He came on his face ;-)
  • [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]1) How many hairs are actually ginger on MCS' chin?

    None, it's a syrup

    2) Pardew is an avid fan of "My Hero" the "sitcom" true or false?

    Pardew doesn't watch TV other than football

    3) AFKA sings which of these songs in the shower:

    a) "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside."
    b) "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
    c) "Me so horny" by 2 live Crew.

    All three

    4) WSS once understudied for the lead in which well known musical?

    Cats

    5) Todorov can do a passable impression of which comedian:


    b) Richard Pryor

    6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?

    This is a joke this last question. Lookout is female
  • edited August 2007
    1) How many hairs are actually ginger on MCS' chin?
    one big un (hence Ollie saying "Not by the hair [singular] on my chinny-ginge-chin".

    2) Pardew is an avid fan of "My Hero" the "sitcom" true or false?
    True, we watch it on the sofa together.

    3) AFKA sings which of these songs in the shower:
    b) "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode .... reach out and touch Faye ...

    4) WSS once understudied for the lead in which well known musical?
    Five Guys Named Gibbs

    5) Todorov can do a passable impression of which comedian:
    c) Frank "Scott" Carson

    6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?
    His pants.
  • Answers:

    1) How many hairs are actually ginger on MCS' chin?

    Only one actually. All the others are scared of it and have dyed themselves the same colour to suck up to it.

    2) Pardew is an avid fan of "My Hero" the "sitcom" true or false?

    False. Well it was true but the episode where the Hero's trousers caught fire brought back painful memories of an end of season party incident involving lighting farts with flaming sambucas and he can no longer watch it.

    3) AFKA sings which of these songs in the shower:

    a) "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside."
    b) "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
    c) "Me so horny" by 2 live Crew.

    It is "b)" his missus brought back a shower curtain based on the Turin Shroud which he can't bring himself to talk to her about and now he can't get the song out of his head.

    4) WSS once understudied for the lead in which well known musical?

    It was in "Mëmë, Motër, Muaj!" a well known (in Albania) musical (translation; Mother, Sister, Month!) The star had to kiss the most beautiful woman in Albania and then discover that her sister was quite nice to kiss as well all in the space of a month (a complex social dissection then follows). WSS got his chance when the lead was taken ill one night. He didn't realise that the air kisses in rehearsal were supposed to be carried out on the night and so after ten minutes was arrested for breaking Albania's strict public decency rules and thrown out of the country after being tarred and feathered.

    5) Todorov can do a passable impression of which comedian:

    a) Domino Kolev
    b) Richard Pryor
    c) Frank Carson

    None of the above. Fans of Bulgarian comedy and Todorov trivia would know that the comedian in question is actually Todor Kolev. He sang "Just a Gigolo" with Domino Kolev, so the confusion is understandable. Just.

    6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?

    Third, but only because he forgot his swimming trunks. Two of the judges fainted and so he lost points from a "no result" in that round.
  • [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]


    6) Finally, Lookout came in which place in Mr Bermuda 1998?

    This is a joke this last question. Lookout is female


    Are you really a lady, Lookout?
  • Given his name, I doubt it.
  • I used to be
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