[cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]"Raids" and "Swoops" - why are all transfer deals described thus?
- Rangers have swooped to take Faye from Charlton.
- Wigan have raided the Addicks for much-travelled striker Marcus Bent.
Yeah, they should vary it a bit. How about:
'plucked'
'sucked'
extracted'
or even:
'Rangers have cajooled Faye from Charlton'.
'Southgate rather tickled the fancy of Young'
'Wigan have forgotten about last season and bought striker Marcus Bent'
'Ajax have relieved Charlton of Rommerdahl'
'HH produced a clause he'd previously seduced Curbs into accepting'
'Charlton co-erced Redknapp to accept Traore'
'Hasslewank was sent to the knackers yard at Leicester........and then later....where did he go?
'Dowie was told to piss off'
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Glen Johnson Chelsea to Portsmouth
Garry O'neil Portsmouth To Middlesborough
Reading sign defender Liam Rosenior from Fulham
Yeah, they should vary it a bit. How about:
'plucked'
'sucked'
extracted'
or even:
'Rangers have cajooled Faye from Charlton'.
'Southgate rather tickled the fancy of Young'
'Wigan have forgotten about last season and bought striker Marcus Bent'
'Ajax have relieved Charlton of Rommerdahl'
'HH produced a clause he'd previously seduced Curbs into accepting'
'Charlton co-erced Redknapp to accept Traore'
'Hasslewank was sent to the knackers yard at Leicester........and then later....where did he go?
'Dowie was told to piss off'
Danny Murphy has signed for Fulham from Tottenham.
No Earnshaw then...