Caption Corner: Simon Jordan

AFKABartram

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AFKABartram

ignore, shite image

StanmoreAddick

would be even if it was a good picture!

:-)

MCS

good shout stan its a horrible vision! i hate that guy

LoOkOuT

I fixed it... lines now re-open...

cfgs

Proof that women cannot play football after all

cunningstunt87

White round thing hits pompous orange twat in the chest. Mildly winds him!

Southendaddick

I thought it was a spot the **** competition.

LoOkOuT

Now remember boys, play it along the ground...






Brian at the Salon will kill me if I get my hair dirty.

Cafc #1

Would be funnier if he had his shorts round his ankles and a large horse with a wide grin standing behind him!!

LoOkOuT

Call me Joey... I'm a kangarooooo!

Charlton Dan

"I must change the home strip. It makes me look like more of a c**t than I usually do"

LoOkOuT

I should never have let Sophie put that Mars Bar up my arse last night... I think part of it's still there!

cunningstunt87

SJ spots the Queen and decides to Curtsey

AFKABartram

Supporters roar with approval at the public display of tit

The Equaliser

The Man from Del Monte, he says :
' Enjoy League One you tosser'

kigelia

No caption but that photo don't half look like a one armed tony hadley in a rod stewart wig.

AFKABartram

Despite not being able to trap the ball, Orango Bloom was delighted to win the Wig Balancing Contest

Algarveaddick

Take two bottles into the shower, one shampoo, one Immac.

RedArmySE7

C**t!