Crystal Palace fan spotted in the Faroes

closet_addick

I just found out that one of the office workers in the factory I work at here in the Faroe Islands is a Crystal Palace fan… we must be the only Charlton and Palace fans in the country, surely!

What do I do?!

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Smack him 

Callumcafc

What a coincidence - you’re both a Faroe way from home.

closet_addick

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

Smack him 

I think I smacked him, mentally, by revealing that I was an Addick. He was as mystified as I was seeing him sport a Palace shirt after another round of beating the Scousers. Plenty of Liverpool fans here that are less than thrilled today. 

TootingRedArmy

Make sure all your co-workers know what a Nigel he is 
for supporting Palarse

sam3110

Push him into a fjord. 

closet_addick

The guy just said I wasn't the only "haddock" here, since we process thousands of them throughout the week, right here at the factory. 

Cheeky cock. 

CaptainRobbo

Chop him up and feed him to the Orcas' 🐋 

Athletico Charlton

Don't take it too far, I would limit it to.

Always refer to him as Nigel.

When he gets up from his desk and leaves the screen unlocked immediately jump in and send a resignation letter to his boss on his behalf.

Have an affair with his wife.

Leuth

You have to do something rugged, Nordic and manly like a boulder-rolling contest. First to the top of the hill 

EugenesAxe

Leuth said:

You have to do something rugged, Nordic and manly like a boulder-rolling contest. First to the top of the hill 

Shirtless 

Algarveaddick

EugenesAxe said:

Leuth said:

You have to do something rugged, Nordic and manly like a boulder-rolling contest. First to the top of the hill 

Shirtless 

You said that out loud... 

charltonkeston

I'd just make sure everyone knows his name is Nigel. If its anything like some of the factories I've worked, it won't be too hard to make it stick permanently.

bobmunro

Athletico Charlton said:

Don't take it too far, I would limit it to.

Always refer to him as Nigel.

When he gets up from his desk and leaves the screen unlocked immediately jump in and send a resignation letter to his boss on his behalf.

Have an affair with his wife.

Wife? He'll be a virgin.

guinnessaddick

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

Smack him 

Then sack him.

SE10Addick

Find a Millwall fan and build a bonfire....

Let me know if you need further instructions as to who goes on top. 

CaptainRobbo

bobmunro said:

Athletico Charlton said:

Don't take it too far, I would limit it to.

Always refer to him as Nigel.

When he gets up from his desk and leaves the screen unlocked immediately jump in and send a resignation letter to his boss on his behalf.

Have an affair with his wife.

Wife? He'll be a virgin.

Never was a shirt sponsor more fitting.

closet_addick

Leuth said:

You have to do something rugged, Nordic and manly like a boulder-rolling contest. First to the top of the hill 

I think I'd beat him for three reasons:

1. He's about 20 years older than me
2. He's an office worker and I work in the actual factory
3. He's a Palace fan

I might have it arranged! 

TootingRedArmy

Tell your co-workers he supports a team who's fans are thick as ****........

TootingRedArmy

find out when his birthday is and get your co-workers to sign a card.....

SporadicAddick

Embrace him as a fellow south Londoner, acknowledge his pride in supporting the oldest club in the world, tell him how pleased you were when they became FA "Champions", thank him for allowing us to play at their ground, which undoubtedly saved us, and when he's not looking, spit in his tea and put bogeys in his herring.

soapy_jones

He's a c***.