the simon jordan storybook

nolly

please help complete the story. young simon jordan was a strange child who.............

T_C_E

didnt have any friends

nolly

and found solace in playing with hes sisters dolls

vancouveraddick

whilst drinking copius amounts of Orange Tango.

nolly

in his crystal palace tankard

kev.wins

which his sick demented twisted mother bought him when she knew all he really wanted was a bright red CHARLTON one

nolly

hence started his hatred for the big club down the road