I need help

cfgs

Something has always bothered me, you know the skinny young lads that hang around the  streets and are built like bits of dental floss with attitude. The ones cross body bags the size of a nutsack.  Well what I want to know is how come at the start of the summer all normal well adjusted people are already in shorts and t-shirts, they are in joggers or skinny jeans and a zipped up anorak with more puffs than a asthmatics bus tour.  Then overnight they are strutting around with their concave chests out, thinking they are the reincarnation of Adonis. Is there a season or secret signal?


(I think we need a signing)

Leroy Ambrose

Bedsaddick

Weird 

soapy_jones

You do.

red10

I suspect that they have basic parenting and a poor outlook on the future so are just trying to put it out there as billy big bollocks. Unfortunately for them as it is, they didn't ask to be born.

superclive98

red10 said:

I suspect that they have basic parenting and a poor outlook on the future so are just trying to put it out there as billy big bollocks. Unfortunately for them as it is, they didn't ask to be born.

The world would be a far better place if they hadn't been.

AFKABartram

Fug me, @cfgs you are proper old skool in CL ranks and you’ve pulled out a proper out there new thread even i’d be proud of when lubricated there 🤣

ElfsborgAddick

Bedsaddick said:

Weird 

All day long.

I have read the post back three times and still do not know wtf he is on about.

aliwibble

AFKABartram said:

Fug me, @cfgs you are proper old skool in CL ranks and you’ve pulled out a proper out there new thread even i’d be proud of when lubricated there 🤣

And it wasn't even after chucking out time.

cfgs

AFKABartram said:

Fug me, @cfgs you are proper old skool in CL ranks and you’ve pulled out a proper out there new thread even i’d be proud of when lubricated there 🤣

And I don't even drink anymore.

Mendonca In Asdas

cfgs said:

Something has always bothered me, you know the skinny young lads that hang around the  streets and are built like bits of dental floss with attitude. The ones cross body bags the size of a nutsack.  Well what I want to know is how come at the start of the summer all normal well adjusted people are already in shorts and t-shirts, they are in joggers or skinny jeans and a zipped up anorak with more puffs than a asthmatics bus tour.  Then overnight they are strutting around with their concave chests out, thinking they are the reincarnation of Adonis. Is there a season or secret signal?


(I think we need a signing)

Yeah, sorry about that CFGS, I try my best.

gringo

Bedsaddick said:

Weird 

do you mean weird (as in unique?)........ah that takes me back..... not the best picture I could find of her admittedly!

sillav nitram

cfgs said:

Something has always bothered me, you know the skinny young lads that hang around the  streets and are built like bits of dental floss with attitude. The ones cross body bags the size of a nutsack.  Well what I want to know is how come at the start of the summer all normal well adjusted people are already in shorts and t-shirts, they are in joggers or skinny jeans and a zipped up anorak with more puffs than a asthmatics bus tour.  Then overnight they are strutting around with their concave chests out, thinking they are the reincarnation of Adonis. Is there a season or secret signal?


(I think we need a signing)

I know what you mean. Neanderthal Vanity narcissists. Gods gift to women.

I’m already bare chested have been for about a month now.

SuedeAdidas

gringo said:

Bedsaddick said:

Weird 

do you mean weird (as in unique?)........ah that takes me back..... not the best picture I could find of her admittedly!

looks like a tortoise straining to get a particularly girth some Richard out. 

Baldybonce

SuedeAdidas said:

gringo said:

Bedsaddick said:

Weird 

do you mean weird (as in unique?)........ah that takes me back..... not the best picture I could find of her admittedly!

looks like a tortoise straining to get a particularly girth some Richard out. 

Nope. That's not what i thought 🤔

Friend Or Defoe

cfgs said:

Something has always bothered me, you know the skinny young lads that hang around the  streets and are built like bits of dental floss with attitude. The ones cross body bags the size of a nutsack.  Well what I want to know is how come at the start of the summer all normal well adjusted people are already in shorts and t-shirts, they are in joggers or skinny jeans and a zipped up anorak with more puffs than a asthmatics bus tour.  Then overnight they are strutting around with their concave chests out, thinking they are the reincarnation of Adonis. Is there a season or secret signal?


(I think we need a signing)

They're stupid.

Getting a bit deeper, it's hard to look intimidating whilst exposing how little muscle you have.