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Anyone had a staring contest with a goose?

cantersaddick
cantersaddick Posts: 17,016
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Those fuckers DO NOT blink!

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,819
    Busy week down the farm?
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,344
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,667
    cantersaddick said:
    Those fuckers DO NOT blink!
    Are you sure you wasn't in the butchers?
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,016
    EugenesAxe said:
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


    That'll be why the bastards beat me every time 
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,344
    cantersaddick said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


    That'll be why the bastards beat me every time 
    Unplayable 
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,016
    Maybe they're AI geese. Like the Surveillance pigeons all around London.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,053
    Was it having a gander at you?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,982
    EugenesAxe said:
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


    Now that's sorted, ever have a goosing contest with a star?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,274
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,437


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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,432
    cantersaddick said:
    Those fuckers DO NOT blink!
    8:20 is a bit early to be on the devils herbs
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,933
    Not a staring contest, but I had a gander.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,705
    cantersaddick said:
    Those fuckers DO NOT blink!
    Maybe they just blinked at exactly the same time you blinked? 
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,016
    edited May 22
    cantersaddick said:
    Those fuckers DO NOT blink!
    You sure about that, or do you just believe the propa-gander?
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    Only time I tend to look at a goose for any amount of time, is down the comb of my Franchi Affinity 3. 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,381
    remember the expression 'avin a gander' ?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,118
    Anyone had a staring competition with a goose … I’ve been on Charlton Life since day one but this post, my friends, is the best 🙄. Roll on Sunday, that's all I can say 
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,223
    I once outstared my goldfish 🥸
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,841
    I did it once. Me and geese have a long standing feud, ever since one of them took a large chunk of my ice cream. so this geese had it coming. I chucked a hot cup of tea at its head. then the fucker blinked.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,647
    The bloke on the left has



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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,717
    Henry Irving said:
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
    Loved the animations (?) that were a thing a decade or so ago. World staring contest voice by Barry Davies. I think Spasky won.
  • Gillis
    Gillis Posts: 998
    golfaddick said:
    Henry Irving said:
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
    Loved the animations (?) that were a thing a decade or so ago. World staring contest voice by Barry Davies. I think Spasky won.

    Big Train was the name of the sketch show these were in. Way back in 1998, though.

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