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  • My wife is out and have been on porn hub all evening but have just started reading the same old nonsense on Charlton Life. Not sure what I will do next though but I have been given a few ideas here.

  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Everyone come round yours?
    Jesus.

  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    come again?
    The dog has no choice.
  • Dog as in lady, not an animal. ffs.
  • Stig said:

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    One of my better shots. Wifes shoes add to the look.
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  • Browse Itunes, costs me a small fortune.
  • I eat fish and chips whilst watching x-hamster.
  • I really could not say.
  • I have a couple of OCD twitches but I wouldn't know how to begin to explain them...
  • Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !
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  • I piss on the toilet seat
  • Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.
  • I meet an unbelievably good looking Australian girl...

    @Curb_It ....
  • I play video games, eat crap food and sometimes get the B.B. gun out and run between rooms shooting paper targets and pretending I’m an action hero....
  • I usually end up playing random old video games or I'll binge watch an old series/films I haven't seen yet, usually whilst drinking a huge amount of coffee
  • bobmunro said:

    Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    I just tried that but it didn’t work. How long are your arms?

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    Even worse when it's a hidden behind the wall cistern. Almost like they don't expect you to need to use it for your dinner.
  • Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.
    I nearly always sit. So much easier to scroll through Charlton Life. In fact I'm going this now
  • Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

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