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Katy's birthday

Just for anyone who doesn't have it in the diary it's Katrien's birthday on Friday, July 7th

She will be 34.

Shall we get her something nice

Or just a CARD?

Comments

  • Give us all a present and leave our club.
  • She's too quiet..
  • She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job
  • She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job

    I think that's true and the appointment of a perceived fans favourite has been done in a clumsy attempt to appease the great unwashed of se7.
  • She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job

    What has stopped her in the past? Nothing has changed.
  • Showing my age but her P45 would be a lovely gift. For us.
  • She is lucky her birthday doesn't fall during teh season, would have been an opportunity to do something.
  • cabbles said:

    Just for anyone who doesn't have it in the diary it's Katrien's birthday on Friday, July 7th

    She will be 34.

    Shall we get her something nice

    Or just a CARD?

    I'm bursting out of a cake in crossbars

    Think under siege with Steven Segal and Ericka Elenak but more a poor man's hybrid of Danny Dyer and Terry Christian (just two people I've been told who I look like)

    Anyway, she'll love it

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  • I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.
  • Davo55 said:

    I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.

    Politician?
  • Davo55 said:

    I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.

    Politician?
    Why not?

    Sounds ideally suited to replace Theresa May.

    And Brexit negotiations would be a doddle for Katrien.



  • Fear the jealous rage of @cabbles if any of you lot get her a gift. She's his woman and doesn't like other geezers sniffing about.
  • Make sure it's a chocolate cake, to keep the black and white theme going!
  • I wouldn't piss on the candles on her cake to put them out.
  • How about a pet?

    There's a badger down the lane by where I live, it's been dead about a week, so it's low maintenance.

  • A squirrel might be more appropriate. Or a snake to match her personality.
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  • send her a whole load of birthday cards with 'happy birthday' crossed out and 'sorry you're leaving' written instead.
  • But.........would ya?
  • You lot are going to get a visit from plod.
  • You lot are going to get a visit from plod.

    Wanted to lol this but it's too true to laugh about.
  • Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Now fuck off!

    Have to say I think this pretty below the belt - but if it pleases you then so be it!
  • Happy Birthday Katrina...love you xxx
  • the bumps .. and one for luck
  • But.........would ya?

    To see what a girl would look like in later years you have to look at the mother.
  • Happy Bday
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