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As a distraction from all the takeover speculation...

According to this flyer Bexley Council are looking for sponsors for their dog waste bags. While the extremely juvenile part of my brain is tempted to suggest CARD make a small investment for the pleasure of seeing Roland's face plastered over bags of shite, who would you suggest should do it, and what should their promotional wording be?

Comments

  • Clean up the streets, pick up Millwall.
  • Love the idea. Has to be Roland's face.

    If not, perhaps a chocolate bar.

    Twix, Mars, snickers whatever
  • The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"
  • The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

    Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag. ;)
  • They could be branded as 'Roly Poolys'.
  • T.C.E said:

    The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

    Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag. ;)
    Then hang on tree?
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