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pettgra
pettgra Posts: 1,573
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I was reminiscing with a friend about the time I used to play darts.
We played a team in Upper Belvedere and one of their lads was being heckled by his teammate. With that the lad picked up an ashtray brimming full of ciggie butts and tipped it over his head, into his beer and down his shirt. That shut him up.
I used to play for the Three Blackbirds in Blackfen, A bloke walked across the mat between throws and his dog deposited a George the Third right onto the mat. The bloke and his dog just carried on walking into the cold night air.
The landlord loved clearing that up; however, I always wonder whether the sandwiches had already been prepared. I hope so.
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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    Okaaaaaay.............thanks for sharing that. :-/
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Awkward..
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,356
    pettgra said:

    I was reminiscing with a friend about the time I used to play darts.
    We played a team in Upper Belvedere and one of their lads was being heckled by his teammate. With that the lad picked up an ashtray brimming full of ciggie butts and tipped it over his head, into his beer and down his shirt. That shut him up.
    I used to play for the Three Blackbirds in Blackfen, A bloke walked across the mat between throws and his dog deposited a George the Third right onto the mat. The bloke and his dog just carried on walking into the cold night air.
    The landlord loved clearing that up; however, I always wonder whether the sandwiches had already been prepared. I hope so.

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  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    pettgra said:

    I was reminiscing with a friend about the time I used to play darts.
    We played a team in Upper Belvedere and one of their lads was being heckled by his teammate. With that the lad picked up an ashtray brimming full of ciggie butts and tipped it over his head, into his beer and down his shirt. That shut him up.
    I used to play for the Three Blackbirds in Blackfen, A bloke walked across the mat between throws and his dog deposited a George the Third right onto the mat. The bloke and his dog just carried on walking into the cold night air.
    The landlord loved clearing that up; however, I always wonder whether the sandwiches had already been prepared. I hope so.

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  • Greenie
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    Hers my story-
    I got up this morning had a shower and went to work. I didnt have breakfast!!!
    Can any lifers beat that?
  • Swisdom
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    pettgra said:

    I was reminiscing with a friend about the time I used to play darts.
    We played a team in Upper Belvedere and one of their lads was being heckled by his teammate. With that the lad picked up an ashtray brimming full of ciggie butts and tipped it over his head, into his beer and down his shirt. That shut him up.
    I used to play for the Three Blackbirds in Blackfen, A bloke walked across the mat between throws and his dog deposited a George the Third right onto the mat. The bloke and his dog just carried on walking into the cold night air.
    The landlord loved clearing that up; however, I always wonder whether the sandwiches had already been prepared. I hope so.

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Greenie said:

    Hers my story-
    I got up this morning had a shower and went to work. I didnt have breakfast!!!
    Can any lifers beat that?

    I did the same but managed to include breakfast when I got to work
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    paulie8290 said:

    Greenie said:

    Hers my story-
    I got up this morning had a shower and went to work. I didnt have breakfast!!!
    Can any lifers beat that?

    I did the same but managed to include breakfast when I got to work
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    Greenie said:

    Hers my story-
    I got up this morning had a shower and went to work. I didnt have breakfast!!!
    Can any lifers beat that?

    I got up this morning did the coffee (freshly ground beans obviously!) Marmite on toast, did the bathroom session, enjoyed my new oral B toothbrush head by the way, logged on to CL, checked out on-line prices of Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque 2006, had lunch and in a few minutes I'm trundling up to the City for (quite) a few beers.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,448
    Had to RUN for the bus the morning, someone was walking in my way and I actually had to run round them, can you... Beeelieeeve that!!
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    I walked a bit, got the bus, then the DLR, then more walking, and then I was at work. Tonight I'll do that in reverse. I don't even like public transport if I'm honest.

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