My braindead mate who 'supports' Millwall said to me earlier in the week "Did you see the highlights from the Derby game on Saturday. Dreadful. And one of their fans pushed the Derby manager over. Why would they do that - they were fucking winning"
A millwall friend was looking glum so I asked what was up, he replied, "My girlfriend said I'm a keeper" "What's wrong with that?" I said. "We've been going out for 2 years and she doesn't know I play in midfield".
last December when we played them I went into a pub and started chatting quite nicely to a millwall fan. we were talking about the game then about the weather and then I happen to mention that Christmas was just around the corner, without warning he stood up and went looking for it.
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I know a millwall fan who went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-ray
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I know another millwall fan who always uses old spice in his cooking
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that same millwall fan wanted to know how long he sleeps at night. so he took a ruler to bed with him
I'm curious about that song they play which seems to be their equivalent of our beloved anthem "The Red Red Robin". On previous visits to the sewage farm, I've tried to make out the words but alas can only decipher some. It starts with:
They're all scum, they're all scum, they're all sc-ummm, They're all scum, down at the den.
As I said, I couldn't make out the rest of the lyrics, except for this bit: I've had my jellied eels and I've had my pint of beer, But I haven't had a bath for over a year
Can anyone help with what the words are? If not, maybe we can just make up our own.
Walking along Welling High St, i could see in the distance this fella in a Millwall shirt trying to cross the road. A mins later i'm up level with him, there's no let up in the traffic, and he's still standing there. Feeling sorry for him, i thought i'd help him out "sorry fella, there's a zebra crossing just round the corner" "really?" he replied, "well i hope its having more luck than i'm having"
Miiiiiiiiiiiii.....
Ha ha ha, the "miiiii" at the end makes me laugh even more!
An Australian, an Irishman and a Millwall fan are in a bar, and notice Jesus is sitting on his own down the far end.
All excited, they send him down a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a can of Special Brew. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men and drinks the beers slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, he walks over to the trio. He shakes the Irishman's hand, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle! Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the Fosters. As he lets Go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle! Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus then approaches the Millwall fan who starts backing off to the door, shouting "F*** off son, I'm on sickness benefits!"
Very good AFKA. I was sure the punch line was going to be " Jesus shakes the Millwall fans hand, who sees the error of his ways, buys an red n white scarf and becomes an Addick forevermore. But yours is funnier
Very good AFKA. I was sure the punch line was going to be " Jesus shakes the Millwall fans hand, who sees the error of his ways, buys an red n white scarf and becomes an Addick forevermore. But yours is funnier
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Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll
Miiiiiiiii
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I know a millwall fan who went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-ray
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I know another millwall fan who always uses old spice in his cooking
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that same millwall fan wanted to know how long he sleeps at night. so he took a ruler to bed with him
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miiiillllllll
He burnt his bollocks on the exhaust pipe!
They're all scum, they're all scum, they're all sc-ummm,
They're all scum, down at the den.
As I said, I couldn't make out the rest of the lyrics, except for this bit:
I've had my jellied eels and I've had my pint of beer,
But I haven't had a bath for over a year
Can anyone help with what the words are? If not, maybe we can just make up our own.
They say he looks like me
He's gonna have an asbo by the time he's three
Ta fuck with all the changing
When he as a poo
He looks a proper fella with is new Millwall tattoo
Let em cum
Let em cum
Let em cum
Let em all cum darn todah Den
Three.
One to hold the lightbulb, two to turn the ladder.
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Millll......
All excited, they send him down a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a can of Special Brew. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men and drinks the beers slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, he walks over to the trio. He shakes the Irishman's hand, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle! Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the Fosters. As he lets Go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle! Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus then approaches the Millwall fan who starts backing off to the door, shouting "F*** off son, I'm on sickness benefits!"
Miiiiiiiiii