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Sharapova

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edited June 2011 in Other Football and Sports
If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
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    Marriott110Marriott110
    I'd love to find out!
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
    If it was with me, she'd probably be screaming "get off me you fat c*nt"
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    UboatUboat
    If she makes that noise just playing tennis then what on earth does she do when she's getting jiggy with it???
    If it was with me, she'd probably be screaming "get off me you fat c*nt"
    LOL of the day!
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    scrufflescruffle
    with me it would be the lovely phrase - is it in yet?
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer

    her skins cleared up and she is near perfection ..... i had a bit of a jostle watching them two

     

    didn't realise she's engaged to some long carnt from the la lakers

     

    booooooooooooo

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    MacronateMacronate
    edited June 2011

    Bet she makes a right racket.

    I'd get her deuces flowing.

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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    LOL Macro!
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    JTJT

    I'd be her ball boy .

     

     

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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    She could watch me wipe my hawkeye
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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    Just watching her has given me tennis elbow...
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    Clem_SnideClem_Snide

    The at it again on BBC HD as I write.....Azarenka. Weird grunt but very pleasant jubblies.

    She sounds like a bearded howler monkey!

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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    yep , they both get it
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    bucksheebuckshee
    she used to go out with the fella out of maroon 5 and he kicked her into touch cos he reckoned it was the most boring standard sex ever
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    edited June 2011
    Yeah, I thought exactly the same

    I was just grateful to go out with someone from Maroon 5
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    PetefromcornwallPetefromcornwall
    tennis...ice skating....pole vaulting...why are they so interesting during the close season?
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    StefcoStefco
    edited June 2011
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!
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    Clem_SnideClem_Snide
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!



    Poofta......;-)
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    StefcoStefco
    edited June 2011
    How very dare you!

    Don't make me whip your cream & strawberrys now! :-D
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    ValleyFredValleyFred
    I'm sure I'd have the whole court against me if I went near her......
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    She is surprisingly quiet, just some low volume groans, at least she was with me.
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    RedmidlandRedmidland
    Well I found something to put in her mouth - that kept her quiet......................for a few minutes!!!
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    bucksheebuckshee
    this girl's the worst

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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer

    what a ridiculous squeal

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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    I can't watch when you've got someone screeching like a pig being castrated with a machete, irrespective of her structure being immensely sound.

    There are times she doesn't screech when hitting the ball, & I reckon half of it is to put her opponent off.
    I'm pretty sure she has been warned/complained about in the past over the noise she makes.

    I would happily throw my raquet all over her lawn, if I weren't a married chappie!
    This....
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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    I'm a big Laura Robson fan
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    ISawLeaburnScoreISawLeaburnScore
    I can understand an occasional effort noise, like sometimes when boxers throw a punch or in a racquet/bat sport when the player swings but what the hell does that howling wolf thing buckshee posted do?!
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    ChunesChunes
    This Zakopalov girl playing Sharapova now is much fitter. And less tall.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    This Zakopalov girl playing Sharapova now is much fitter. And less tall.
    ewww no. she looks like a chiwawa.
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    I'm a big Laura Robson fan
    Not nice, calling Laura big!
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