It turns out that the Administrators were called in after Simple Simon's last ditch attempt at raising funds failed miserably yesterday. Wearing a hoodie and sunglasses to protect his identity yesterday, Simon cagily stepped into a private clinic:
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he said to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Simple "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asked Simple . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless w***er....".
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"I'd like to donate some sperm" he said to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Simple "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asked Simple . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless w***er....".
P-A-L-A-C-E
Sounds like F**king debt to me
With a nick knack paddywack jordan's on his own
Ocean finance on the phone
Very Good