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Beard related problem

MCS
MCS Posts: 8,404
edited August 2006 in Other Football and Sports
The problem first occured in the Central pub at westham

The problem is this, now i have my beard at optimum length, the tache part of it just edges over my toplip, thus making the drinking of beer with a bit of froth on top a real nightmare! I have options, do i......

1, Trim it
2, Leave it
3, carry a mini tache hanky
d, stop drinking lager/beer and drink pints of wine instead
e, just leave froth on tache
5, Dye my tache only white, thus leaving said froth invisible to the human eye (dogs & ferrets will still see it)


Obviously this is a major thing, so answer wisely.

Thanks Oll

Comments

  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    edited August 2006
    trim it so you don't look like a homeless person that cant afford trimmers??
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,814
    Sell more Big Issues by Ottakars at lunch in Greenwich, and buy some trimmers in Boots?
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,813
    I'd go for the dye mate.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,865
    Grow it longer, then there's more hair to absorb the excess beer.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,856
    give it a good run for a month, and purchase a good quality curly-wurly straw for your beer !
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    3.
  • killers beard
    killers beard Posts: 2
    grow a bigger one mate...and drink lots more beer....killer got away with it for years...
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    keep your head shaved and leave the facial hair alone, coupla years you'll be in zz top.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,814
    [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]keep your head shaved and leave the facial hair alone, coupla years you'll be in zz top.

    hehehe, leave it for a Poly Reunion, then you can get proper ruined by Wallace and my brother
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Lol nice one les_s

    Yeah as if those two have to wit to ruin me!!! I am far superior in the ruining stakes! On the other hand i can also run faster than both!

    Re-union, you organising one then??

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Killersbeard, if i could grow one like killer i would be famous i am sure of it!
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,814
    You better hope you can run faster, cause when they catch you, you'll be dead.

    I might get in touch with the school, and Belmarsh
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Leave it to grow........ Go for the Ginger Bin Laden look.

    Then when bits of food drop out of your mouth they get caught in the beard and you'll be able to snack on the move!
  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    How about waxing the tache part into a handlebar stylee. That way it's heading towards your ears not your beers.













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