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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,077
    MrWalker said:
    Even more dishonest advertising then.

    Edit - imagine the damage their claws would do to the teak decking. And the stench of piss. [from the foxes, not the Poretti swill.]
    its not real life you know, just pretend for dramatic purposes, otherwise the animal trainer did a fabbo job getting them to learn the harmonica!
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,265
    People and animals who pretend they can play the harmonica.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,265
    edited June 6
    MrWalker said:
    Dishonest beer adverts.

    Moretti - accompanied with scenes of southern Italian sunshine and market squares.
    Brewed in grim Manchester by Heineken.

    He same brewery that churns out "Spanish" Cruz Campo. Chooses to represent its Manchester fizz with a man impossibly rolling a beer barrel through sunny Seville.

    Poretti? Suave man and his dog on a motor launch on Lake Garda? Carlsberg's Northampton factory.
    .
    Madri? Complete with tap dancing, castanet rattling ladies in a Mediterranean market square? Tadcaster, Yorkshire.
    I stopped buying Cornettos when I found they weren't made in Venice. And don't get me started on Chicago Town pizza.
    Don't get me started on Swiss Roll.
    Or chocolate fingers.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 19,201
    MrWalker said:
    MrWalker said:
    Dishonest beer adverts.

    Moretti - accompanied with scenes of southern Italian sunshine and market squares.
    Brewed in grim Manchester by Heineken.

    He same brewery that churns out "Spanish" Cruz Campo. Chooses to represent its Manchester fizz with a man impossibly rolling a beer barrel through sunny Seville.

    Poretti? Suave man and his dog on a motor launch on Lake Garda? Carlsberg's Northampton factory.
    .
    Madri? Complete with tap dancing, castanet rattling ladies in a Mediterranean market square? Tadcaster, Yorkshire.
    I stopped buying Cornettos when I found they weren't made in Venice. And don't get me started on Chicago Town pizza.
    Don't get me started on Swiss Roll.
    Or chocolate fingers.
    Oi !!!

    That's my specialism ! 
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,265
    MrWalker said:
    MrWalker said:
    Dishonest beer adverts.

    Moretti - accompanied with scenes of southern Italian sunshine and market squares.
    Brewed in grim Manchester by Heineken.

    He same brewery that churns out "Spanish" Cruz Campo. Chooses to represent its Manchester fizz with a man impossibly rolling a beer barrel through sunny Seville.

    Poretti? Suave man and his dog on a motor launch on Lake Garda? Carlsberg's Northampton factory.
    .
    Madri? Complete with tap dancing, castanet rattling ladies in a Mediterranean market square? Tadcaster, Yorkshire.
    I stopped buying Cornettos when I found they weren't made in Venice. And don't get me started on Chicago Town pizza.
    Don't get me started on Swiss Roll.
    Or chocolate fingers.
    Oi !!!

    That's my specialism ! 
    My mother told me about people like you !
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 27,818
    MrWalker said:
    MrWalker said:
    Dishonest beer adverts.

    Moretti - accompanied with scenes of southern Italian sunshine and market squares.
    Brewed in grim Manchester by Heineken.

    He same brewery that churns out "Spanish" Cruz Campo. Chooses to represent its Manchester fizz with a man impossibly rolling a beer barrel through sunny Seville.

    Poretti? Suave man and his dog on a motor launch on Lake Garda? Carlsberg's Northampton factory.
    .
    Madri? Complete with tap dancing, castanet rattling ladies in a Mediterranean market square? Tadcaster, Yorkshire.
    I stopped buying Cornettos when I found they weren't made in Venice. And don't get me started on Chicago Town pizza.
    Don't get me started on Swiss Roll.
    Or chocolate fingers.
    Oi !!!

    That's my specialism ! 
    Thought you’d only like white chocolate fingers. 
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 3,120
    Greenwich council,they have done their best with their proposed parking restrictions to make things very difficult for CAFC,although they backed down.Now the womens team have had some success,they invite them to the town hall,so it looks like they are right behind the club.I would have told them to piss off.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 5,089
    The old chesnut "Sorry, we dont take cash"  Proper boils my piss😡
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,348
    edited June 8
    Currently enjoying a week away in a nice hotel. In addition to the absolute joy of international travel these days the hotel is badly failing to enforce it's own "no sunbed reserving" rule. I watched a woman before breakfast yesterday reserve not only one of those fancy cabana bed things, but the two other beds in front of it.

    Bad enough, selfish behaviour, but she then walks around the pool to the other side and reserves another two sunbeds and a brolly facing the opposite direction. So 6 spaces taken up for 2 people. So she and her other half are covered for all eventualites. 

    My gripe is not necessarily with her, if you're selfish enough to play that game you're probably beyond redemption, but why bother as a hotel stating you have a policy that you'd like guests to respect if you don't challenge guests when they ignore it?

    I'd have gone full Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence on them and had them in stocks in full sun for the rest of the day.

    ...and yes, she was German. 

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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,682
    find the Brits are the worst for this to be honest
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,348
    MrOneLung said:
    find the Brits are the worst for this to be honest
    Just as bad tbh, but the Germans do have the rep' for it. 
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,995
    edited 8:12AM
    Operation Brock.

    With the news that Kent resilience Forum proposes to put Operation Brock in place just before the schools break up in July and keep it there until the end of August, I think the results of the Freedom of Information request I sent to National Highways should be shared with everyone. I asked how long HGVs were stored in Brock with active control and how many incidents occurred in the Brock footprint from M20 J7 to M20 J9, these were the results:

    Operation Brock was deployed from 20:00 on 19 May 2026 and was taken off at 20:00 on 26 May 2026. The total costs for this deployment were: circa £469,660

    Operation Brock was under active control on the following dates: 22 May 2026: Total: 9 hours 40 minutes 23 May 2026: Total: 12 hours 10 minutes Overall total: 21 hours 50 minutes

    During the period requested, the following incidents were recorded within the Brock footprint, defined as M20 junctions 7 to 9: Breakdowns: 61 Road Traffic Collisions: 8 Obstructions / Debris: 16 Cone Strikes: 5 Tacho Breaks: 4 Animals Alive: 1 Total incidents recorded: 95

    I think that 95 incidents in 7 days is far too many and that the chaos this causes is unacceptable. Just imagine how many incidents there are likely to be and the chaos this will cause for a period of 6 weeks.  Something better MUST be put in place asap to stop this waste of taxpayer money and the chaos it causes to a far wider area of Kent than just the ports.