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We need a song for every player

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  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,306
    With apologies to Andy Hunt!

    Ben Purrington
    He plays left back
    Ben Purrington he plays left back
    He's got a name like a pussy
    Purrington he plays left back.


  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,886
    Oztumer woah
    Oztumer woooah
    He’s only five foot tall
    He really hates Millwall 
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,304
    No we don’t 
  • charlton_hero
    charlton_hero Posts: 4,677
    How does Cullen not have a song?
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,763
    charlton_hero said:
    How does Cullen not have a song?
    We do, it's Payet song West Ham had.

    We've got Cullen, Super Josh Cullen,
    I just don't think you understand...

    I don't know how the rest of it goes but this was definitely getting airing last night.
  • DoctorCharlton
    DoctorCharlton Posts: 2,466
    Croydon said:
    charlton_hero said:
    How does Cullen not have a song?
    We do, it's Payet song West Ham had.

    We've got Cullen, Super Josh Cullen,
    I just don't think you understand...

    I don't know how the rest of it goes but this was definitely getting airing last night.

    Neither does anybody else judging by the silence in covered end after 'I just dont think you understand' lol
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,414
    We can’t even sing E I E I E I O correctly, so don’t expect our supporters to think of new, original songs.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,763
    DoctorCharlton said:
    Croydon said:
    charlton_hero said:
    How does Cullen not have a song?
    We do, it's Payet song West Ham had.

    We've got Cullen, Super Josh Cullen,
    I just don't think you understand...

    I don't know how the rest of it goes but this was definitely getting airing last night.

    Neither does anybody else judging by the silence in covered end after 'I just dont think you understand' lol
    Same with the Leko song. Running down the wing, makes the Charlton sing, nur nur nur nurrr
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,685
    ...to keep Jones happy.

    Come on then:
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,826
    edited April 17
    We can just use one song for all players who need subbing off:

    [Berry's] done he's been on too long
    Nathan Jones, he's been on too long

    repeat for 2 mins per player overdue a substitution

    [Small is]
    [Doc is]
    [Godden's]
    [TCs]
    Etc

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  • gmantaxi
    gmantaxi Posts: 341
     🎶 we all dream of a team of Luke berry’s 🎶
  • C_Dubz
    C_Dubz Posts: 40
    edited April 17
    To the tune of Zombie:

    He's in your heaaad
    In your headddd
    Doch-er-ty
    Doch-er-ty
    Doch-er-ty-ay-ay

    (Or could do Ramsay, or another for Tyreece, but he's got a pretty popular tune already)
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 11,766
    C_Dubz said:
    To the tune of Zombie:

    He's in your heaaad
    In your headddd
    Ram-say
    Ram-say
    Ram-say-ay-ay
    Surely first two lines should be “He plays in red”
  • C_Dubz
    C_Dubz Posts: 40
    fenaddick said:
    Surely first two lines should be “He plays in red”
    Great collaboration

    To the tune of Zombie:

    He plays in red
    Plays in red
    Doch-er-ty 
    Doch-er-ty
    Doch-er-ty-ay-ay

    (Or could do Ramsay, or another for Tyreece, but he's got a pretty popular tune already)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,918
    That’s pretty good 
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 11,766
    Would be even better if used for a prolific header scorer

    He plays in red
    Scores with his head
    etc etc
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,886
    fenaddick said:
    Would be even better if used for a prolific header scorer

    He plays in red
    Scores with his head
    etc etc
    Gillesphey?
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 11,766
    Callumcafc said:
    fenaddick said:
    Would be even better if used for a prolific header scorer

    He plays in red
    Scores with his head
    etc etc
    Gillesphey?
    He scores as many with his left peg as his head. Ahadme would fit the song perfectly but he’d need to get on the end of some crosses (and the pitch) first 
  • hermann
    hermann Posts: 488
    Macca Macca Macca
    He's running down the left
    Macca Macca Macca
    He's scoring with his head
    Macca Macca Macca
    He's booting it away
    And when we get promoted
    We'll sing this song all day
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,685
    C_Dubz said:

    (Or could do Ramsay, or another for Tyreece, but he's got a pretty popular tune already)
    Pretty Sure Tyreece has one proper one and two rehashed.

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  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,685
    C_Dubz said:
    fenaddick said:
    Surely first two lines should be “He plays in red”
    Great collaboration

    To the tune of Zombie:

    He plays in red
    Plays in red
    Doch-er-ty 
    Doch-er-ty
    Doch-er-ty-ay-ay

    Also thanks for the Docherty one. Has scored two goals in three games and he never got this name sung out.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,687
    JustFloydRoad said:
    C_Dubz said:
    fenaddick said:
    Surely first two lines should be “He plays in red”
    Great collaboration

    To the tune of Zombie:

    He plays in red
    Plays in red
    Doch-er-ty 
    Doch-er-ty
    Doch-er-ty-ay-ay

    Also thanks for the Docherty one. Has scored two goals in three games and he never got this name sung out.
    We could always rehash the old Tommy Docherty one though I guess the reference to the lady in question might have to be changed…
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,685
    edited April 18
    Any Danny Hylton songs anyone know about? (Wanna prep for today)
  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 11,766
    JustFloydRoad said:
    Any Danny Hylton songs anyone know about? (Wanna prep for today)
    Just the classic “If Hylton scores, we’re on the pitch” but doesn’t work as well at home really 
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,685
    edited November 2
     


    Ideas?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,932
    Orient song for Kelman was

    Kelman again, Ole Ole. 



  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,763
    MrOneLung said:
    Orient song for Kelman was

    Kelman again, Ole Ole. 



    Already Godden's
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,246
    Kelman for once , Ole Ole 
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,763
    edited November 2
    Could barely hear what was being mumbled for Kelman yesterday and I'm only in L block in the covered end. Just knew it was rip offs of Kane's (May for us) and then Foden's.

    Maybe one day we'll be able to produce something like this

    https://x.com/HeartsGoals/status/1983643795888713835?t=rdbYZoCe3jW7GjSf--Z0RQ&s=19
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,932
    Croydon said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Orient song for Kelman was

    Kelman again, Ole Ole. 



    Already Godden's
    I know….

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