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Biggest arse to play for Charlton

SporadicAddick
SporadicAddick Posts: 6,898
edited October 26 in General Charlton

Mickey Bennett - power, pace, prominent posterior.

Steve McKenzie - big bum, big tache.

Peter Garland - big fat Pete.

Andy Reid - could hit his own arse with a banjo from distance.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - just an arse.

Onel Hernandez - simply huge.

Any others?

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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,147
    Danny Murphy 
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,717
    Hasselbaink in the physical sense. 

    Bonne as a person 
  • Kips
    Kips Posts: 693
    edited October 26
    A shout for the late, great David Whyte. A mercurial talent with his feet of course, but used his backside to great effect to hold off defenders. 
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,472
    I don't remember Micky Bennett having a big arse, it was just very... pert. Matthias Svenssion maybe?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,444
    John Barnes
  • GlenPonder
    GlenPonder Posts: 21
    Paul Hayes
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,884
    Harry Cripps
  • Ferryman
    Ferryman Posts: 2,922
    Andy Gray
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,899
    JFH and it was definitely in evidence last night on Strictly 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,342
    Someone pointed out Hernandez's arse the other day when warming up, I asked them if they've ever had a proper Cuban sandwich before, and that's definitely the reason why haha

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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,511
    Size of Hernandez was certainly noticable but it didn't appear to affect his movement. Looked to have some pace on him.
  • Addictedoldgit
    Addictedoldgit Posts: 1,830
    Surely JFH has to win the biggest bum compo, he must have needed a special pair of shorts made just for him.
  • closet_addick
    closet_addick Posts: 166
    I was completely and utterly hypnotised by Hernández' cake. 
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,911
    Graham Moore might be decent shout for those who remember..one of my all time favourites 
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,284
    lolwray said:
    Graham Moore might be decent shout for those who remember..one of my all time favourites 
    Your all time favourite arses ?

    I remember Graham Moore very well but not that well  :#
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,933
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    John Barnes
    only charlton player to ever refuse signing a autograph for me as a kid
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,179
    shine166 said:
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    John Barnes
    only charlton player to ever refuse signing a autograph for me as a kid

    That is poor, signing an autograph takes 5 seconds of somebody's time.
    Mark Waugh did that to me out in Australia, I had waited a good 90 minutes after the game and there were only about four people outside.  So yeah, he's an a*** as well.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,717
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    shine166 said:
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    John Barnes
    only charlton player to ever refuse signing a autograph for me as a kid

    That is poor, signing an autograph takes 5 seconds of somebody's time.
    Mark Waugh did that to me out in Australia, I had waited a good 90 minutes after the game and there were only about four people outside.  So yeah, he's an a*** as well.
    Should have chinned him gazza 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,179
    blackpool72 said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    shine166 said:
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    John Barnes
    only charlton player to ever refuse signing a autograph for me as a kid

    That is poor, signing an autograph takes 5 seconds of somebody's time.
    Mark Waugh did that to me out in Australia, I had waited a good 90 minutes after the game and there were only about four people outside.  So yeah, he's an a*** as well.
    Should have chinned him gazza 

    Couldn't reach mate :'(
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,712
    When Hernandez came on yesterday my brother turned to me and said "well sometimes you just need the ball to go in off someone's arse..." 🤣😂🤣😂

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  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,516
    Between Barnsey and JFH
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 615
    edited October 26
    You all appear to spend far too long looking at players bottoms, personally.....



  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,117
    Proper thread!

    Big bad ass John Barnes followed by Jimmy 'podgy chops' Floyd-Hasslebaink.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,960
    MrOneLung said:
    JFH and it was definitely in evidence last night on Strictly 
    Not exactly a close physical resemblance to the tiny Prince  :D
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,729
    JFH has just foxtrot tango from strictly.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,205
    He's fat, he's round, his arse drags on the ground Ralphie Milne, Ralphie Milne.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,472
    I vaguely remember Danny Shittu having issues with his shorts, but I think that was more about the size of his thighs than the size of his arse.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    The BBC used to run a football forum where you could post comments
    A Cardiff fan asked if JFH was any good up front these days.
    A Charlton fan responded “ no but his arse fills the midfield”.


  • Diebythesword
    Diebythesword Posts: 336
    Surely for equality we should include the women’s team as well? 
  • jose
    jose Posts: 652
    Linvoy Primarse?

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