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Funny or otherwise predictive text mistakes.

charltonbobcharltonbob
in General Charlton
There must be loads with the amount of mistakes that I correct but sometimes I don't notice.

I just text my wife to tell her that I'm going out to pick up two divers.

Should have been duvets  :D  

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  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    MrOneLung said:
    after a row with the missus, instead of asking if she was ok, I typed 'Are you on?'
    Proper laugh out loud at that one... How did the divorce go?
  • cblockcblock
    I had a client whose first name is Sigrun, I was about to send her a text to say what time I would arrive,
    luckily, I checked before sending, predictive text came out as, Hi Sugar, I will be at your garden tomorrow.
  • CafcWestCafcWest
    Worked with a guy who's surname was Gooderham...the autocorrect always wanted to replace with Gonnorhea...fortunately managed to spot it...
  • Addick AddictAddick Addict
    Sent this to my eldest son today "Just got back from the doctors. Got to go and have a blood test and pray which I'll do next week."

    When your "x" is substituted by a "p". 
  • StigStig
    ads said:
    Sent an email to an audiologist about an appointment, I said 'I wouldn't be able to make Thursdays appointment as wanking that day now', instead of working. She was fine with it after a bit of explaining 
    No offer to lend you a hand though?
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    When I type my name, my hand slips one character to the left for the last two letters, so Phil becomes Phuk. It’s amused a client and a couple of friends.
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    ads said:
    Sent an email to an audiologist about an appointment, I said 'I wouldn't be able to make Thursdays appointment as wanking that day now', instead of working. She was fine with it after a bit of explaining 

    If it had been your urologist then she would have been happy to cancel it and consider you cured.  :)


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  • lolwraylolwray
    Not predictive text but back in 70s ..in a busy wages dept a handwritten internal memo seemed to read 

    "Please note Jones didn't take leave on 27th March .He wanked the whole day."

    I am sure you can tell which word was written poorly 
  • iaitchiaitch
    Was it Smith who didn't take leave?
  • ScohamScoham
    lolwray said:
    Not predictive text but back in 70s ..in a busy wages dept a handwritten internal memo seemed to read 

    "Please note Jones didn't take leave on 27th March .He wanked the whole day."

    I am sure you can tell which word was written poorly 

    https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4?si=jsmUlUpjh-SnW7S_
  • cafcfancafcfan
    It's a typo on a transcript not predictive text but my favourite, so I'll share:  "he was held in higher steam".
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