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The Questions and Answers Thread - Curious Minds and Knowalls - Get in Here, Now
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If a bloke owns a lot of boats he's a shipping magnate so what do you call a bloke who owns a lot of fridges?0
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If u have ever experianced a hole body shunt just as you are falling asleep like falling over, this comes from when we used to sleep in trees to stop us going in to a deep sleep and thus falling out.. fact.0
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[cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]If a bloke owns a lot of boats he's a shipping magnate so what do you call a bloke who owns a lot of fridges?
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If I eat a sausage I do a poo - but if I eat a poo I don't do a sausage
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[cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]Given that there’s a lot of knowledgeable characters on here, thought it might be good idea to have a little space on here where you can drop those queries that you’ve always wondered about and (hopefully) get answers to them.
So here’s my first two:
1. When you see footballers walking onto the pitch and chatting/having a bit of a laugh with refs or opposition players that they have no obvious connection to, what are they talking about?
Thanks in advance
I always used to chat and have a laugh with the ref before a match , either about what i got up to the night before or anything really. It always helped him keep the card in his pocket for that first tackle.0 -
Why do birds sing so gay?0
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How does a womans mind work???0
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Ah, now that depends on which specific woman you have in mind.[cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]How does a womans mind work???0 -
Why does the rain fall from up above?0
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Posted By: CuffWhy have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)
All species are in the process of evolving all the time (some more slowly than others), but there is no fixed endpoint and no fixed pattern. Because we are the most highly developed creatures to date, there is a temptation to think of human beings to be some sort of desirable endpoint for all evolotion (at least all simian evolution). In reality though there are many possibilites for how monkeys may evolve but we won't be around to see the final result - unless we kill them all and put a premature end to the monkey line.0 -
Do quacks Echo?
And for another quackers question, why do mute swans have such a loud honk?0 -
Does joseph get mentioned significantly after the whole stable donkey business in the bible or was he just deemed surpless to requirements by that point?0
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On The Bible question.....
If Adam and Eve and two sons in Kane and Able, why is incest so wrong?0 -
If you throw a boomerang (properly), and then run away from where you were when you threw it, would it still come back to you?0
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It takes two owls .........one does the... twit, ....the other one replies.... twoo0
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[cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]
How does a womans mind work???
If only they knew.
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[cite]Posted By: creepyaddick[/cite]Why does the rain fall from up above?
Because rain doesn't tend to fall from down below.0 -
[cite]Posted By: PaddyP17[/cite]Being a student this gets on my nerves... so, just to clarify, Charles Darwin in all his works stated that monkeys and humans had a common ancestor.
Right, if Charles Darwin wrote a book about it, his theory must be absolutely true.
Nailed on. FACT!
No fresh thinking required since 1859.
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What is the point in a wasp? They don't make honey, they just are evil they have no job but to harras us the moment we sit on a bench to have a picnic or a nice pint outside. Seriously what is there problem?0
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[cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]What is the point in a wasp? They don't make honey, they just are evil they have no job but to harras us the moment we sit on a bench to have a picnic or a nice pint outside. Seriously what is there problem?
If I was a wasp, I'd seriously think what is the point of a human?
They just get in the way, and feck up the whole planet.
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If I was a wasp, I'd seriously think what is the point of a human?
Oi you, get back to your tent on Blackheath! ;-)
They just get in the way, and feck up the whole planet.
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One thing I've always wondered is why is the missionary position called the missionary position?0 -
[cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]What is the point in a wasp? They don't make honey, they just are evil they have no job but to harras us the moment we sit on a bench to have a picnic or a nice pint outside. Seriously what is there problem?
Ah, agreed ......what is the point of a wasp?
Bees are better, they don't often sting, give you a good game ...... and you still win 2-0
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[cite]Posted By: Valley_floyd_red[/cite]Why is the missionary position called the missionary position?
Because the missionaries are f*cked if they can do it.
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Because the missionaries are f*cked if they can do it.
Ahhhhh! So simple!
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Speaking of evolution...Richard Dawkins has just published another book on the subject - "The greatest show on Earth", I read it on the train to and from the match yesterday, which is possibly the only time that anyone has ever taken a book on evolution to a Charlton match (probably).0
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I bet someone has taken a book about revolution.
Revolution = evolution re-visited .... ?
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Why does everyone else take so long at a Cash Machine?0
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Why do Charlton always play a newly promoted side at home on the first day of the season ..... ?0
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Why do some people pronounce 'clique' as 'click'. When they say someone is in a 'click' I always think they have damaged their knee and it's making a funny noise.
Also why is 'specific' said as 'pacific'?0
