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The Questions and Answers Thread - Curious Minds and Knowalls - Get in Here, Now

McLovin
McLovin Posts: 2,307
edited September 2009 in General Charlton
Given that there’s a lot of knowledgeable characters on here, thought it might be good idea to have a little space on here where you can drop those queries that you’ve always wondered about and (hopefully) get answers to them.

So here’s my first two:

1. When you see footballers walking onto the pitch and chatting/having a bit of a laugh with refs or opposition players that they have no obvious connection to, what are they talking about?
2. Why do we call some historical figures by their real names and others by a translated version of their name. For example Christoffa Corombo we all know as Christopher Colombus or Catalina de Aragón as Katherine of Aragon, but we don’t refer to Leonardo Da Vinci as Lennie the Winner or Giacomo Casanova as Jackie Newhouse?

Thanks in advance
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  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    Or Guiseppe Verdi as Joseph Green
  • 1. Has McLovin read this thread and if not should he try ; - )
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    Sigh.
  • Thommo
    Thommo Posts: 1,438
    Leonardo di ser Piero (of Vinci)

    Well Leo of Vinci in Florence doesnt quite cut it
  • Do quacks Echo?
  • Do androids dream of electric sheep?

    Where does the light go when the light goes out?

    Why do fools fall in love?
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    If someone said to you 'You're not very good at your job"

    Assume
    A) That they are saying that you are useless at your job

    or

    B) That you are just good at your job.


    BTW No has ever said it to me, it was to a friend!!
  • Cuff
    Cuff Posts: 308
    Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,341
    [cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]Do quacks Echo?
    Yes
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,643
    its Friday.........must be early release day..........when does he have to go back ?

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    [cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)
    millwall
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)[/quote]
    Because mutant monkeys can't survive in areas heavily populated with monkey. Millwall.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,015
    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • Where does the light go when the light goes out?

    It just gets even quicker so you can't see it!
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    [cite]Posted By: stonemuse[/cite]If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    Supermarkets and pharmacists I would think, normally next to the talc.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    edited September 2009
    [cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]
    1. When you see footballers walking onto the pitch and chatting/having a bit of a laugh with refs or opposition players that they have no obvious connection to, what are they talking about?

    "I've got a spread bet with William Hills that a player from both teams will smile in the time between coming up the tunnel and kick off. If you smile, I will give you 50% of the winnings".
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    [cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)

    Because we can only assume monkeys evolved into humans.

    Nobody really knows for sure.

    ;o)
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,301
    But monkeys never started evolving into humans, so it's academic really.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]But monkeys never started evolving into humans, so it's academic really.

    The link is missing ;-)

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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Why do men have nipples?
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)

    Because we can only assume monkeys evolved into humans.

    Nobody really knows for sure.

    ;o)


    Was it not Apes?


    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Why do men have nipples?

    To stop their chest from fraying according to my Gran.
  • [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Why do men have nipples?

    because all babies are female when they are conceived. Some then become male after a few weeks, some stay female and the rest run the 800m for South Africa.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Why do men have nipples?

    To stop any monkey business.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)

    Because we can only assume monkeys evolved into humans.

    Nobody really knows for sure.

    ;o)

    Being a student this gets on my nerves... so, just to clarify, Charles Darwin in all his works stated that monkeys and humans had a common ancestor.
  • Is this thread a FACT?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,301
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]But monkeys never started evolving into humans, so it's academic really.
    The link is missing ;-)
    I'm not sure we should discuss The Missing Link - takes us dangerously close to Millwall territory again.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,341
    [cite]Posted By: PaddyP17[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Cuff[/cite]Why have Monkeys stopped evolving into humans? (Your answer must not include the word Millwall)

    Because we can only assume monkeys evolved into humans.

    Nobody really knows for sure.

    ;o)

    Being a student this gets on my nerves... so, just to clarify, Charles Darwin in all his works stated thatmonkeys and humans had a common ancestor.
    Snob
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
  • because the latter is easily verifiable but the first isn't : - )