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Uncombable Hair Syndrome

LincsaddickLincsaddick
in Not Sports Related
Something else for us to worry about .. this little two year old Grimsby lass, could be one of only 100 people worldwide (go on count em), according to her mum, who suffer from this ailment.

Does anyone on here who still has their hair have or know anyone who suffers from this awful affliction ?

(obvious candidates are Alexander (aka Boris) Johnson and Marc Cucurella , the Chelsea left back )

Nellie after her hair has been brushed

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    RizzoRizzo
    Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 
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    red10red10
    Think I would shave the lot off in adulthood. It didn't harm Sinead O'Conner's looks one bit, probably the opposite to be fair.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Are they dressing the kid up in homage to the charming lothario Nigel Havers ?

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    BoomBoom
    Everyone in Grimsby looks like they’ve got uncombable hair. Tramps
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    GribboGribbo
    Coming from Grimsby, that's the least of her worries
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    o:)
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    Rizzo said:
    Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 
    Before public appearances he ruffles it into a mess. It’s for the same reason he wants you to call him ‘Boris’ and not Boris Johnson (is there any other politician that you refer to by first name alone?) - it’s his brand. And it works extremely well. 
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    JiMMy 85 said:
    Rizzo said:
    Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 
    Before public appearances he ruffles it into a mess. It’s for the same reason he wants you to call him ‘Boris’ and not Boris Johnson (is there any other politician that you refer to by first name alone?) - it’s his brand. And it works extremely well. 
    Einstein did the same thing, just a very noticeable gimmick .. this post was created as a bit of a joke, it seems to be taken oh so seriously  :*
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