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You know you're getting old when.

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  • When you find yourself going on rightmove every day but just for entertainment 
    Glad it’s not just me then.
     

  • The list of things that require ‘a sit down’ afterwards seems to just grow and grow 
    I find I need a sit down after compiling a list of things that require a sit down afterwards.
  • Having garden pots with wheels on seems like a really good feature. 
  • The list of things that require ‘a sit down’ afterwards seems to just grow and grow 
    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

    Sadly over a decade since an update.
  • _MrDick said:
    You know when you’re getting when you bin goes out more often than you 🙄
    When you miss words out whilst writing sentences.
    Yes, I find I words whilst too.
  • When you can’t decide whether to go to bed on NYE at 9 o’clock or 10 o’clock.
  • When every time you start doing something you have to stop for a pee.
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  • When you been wondering why so many people are bothered about Methvan being an old Evertonian only to find out its Etonian 🤷‍♂️
  • edited January 2023
    limeygent said:
    When every time you start doing something you have to stop for a pee.

    I was getting like that but have stopped the tea and coffee and just have caffeine free coffee now. Makes a lot of difference.
  • When former Charlton players sons are donning the shirt (and doing a blooming good job of it).
  • When all your siblings are also grandparents.

  • limeygent said:
    When every time you start doing something you have to stop for a pee.

    I was getting like that but have stopped the tea and coffee and just have caffeine free coffee now. Makes a lot of difference.

    Is that with a jäger chaser and a pint?
  • You Google someone you think is old and find they are younger than you.
    Oh boy, I was watching that Detectorists programme the other day and nearly fell off my chair when I found out that I'm older than Toby Jones.

    Programme was fucking dull. Enough material for a standard 25 minute show dragged out to make a Christmas special.

  • When you can't which decade you last ran up a flight of stairs
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  • When you get excited about an away coach trip and have to ask if there's a toilet stop. :o

  • You get something sporty as a your loan car for the day, and you prefer your own ol' bus.
  • You get home post 1am, have a thousand channels to chose from but settle on ABBA’s greatest hits 
    you can't be that old...
  • The mere thought of going into a crunching tackle at football makes you wince
  • You get home post 1am, have a thousand channels to chose from but settle on babestation  

  • As  someone in their early 40s working in marketing, I am already an old man in the office.  Today, I am going to a 100th birthday party so will seem positively spritely!

    I guess it's all relative 😀
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